Fictional Obsessions

✨Non-Functioning Adult ✨ All Things Fiction. + Memes 25+

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[adampvrrish]

it's crazy that people can consume the same media yet come away with vastly different & wrong opinions. not me though because i'm always right

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[ozempicofficial]

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“What could the audio possibly be?”

*unmutes*

“Oh,”

[moonblossom]

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2014-2018 Mazda 3

[abz-j-harding]

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[nintendo-wheee]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal

[throneofash-deactivated20260419]

Me, in the middle of a conversation:

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[christianstepmoms]

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

[pizzaback]

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

[elodieunderglass]

And I think that’s beautiful

[tuxankhamun]

"Use your Google account to log—"

just let me use your website you insufferable rat

[iwantsweetrevenge]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[freeshavacado]

you can only reblog this today

[kolumander]

happy 2069th anniversary of julius caesar’s stabbing

[grizzabella-02]

i find tumblr so funny cause if i mentioned knife season to anybody who's not on tumblr they wouldn't even know what i'm talking about