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[skullishtrickster-blog]

"You kiss your Minish mom with that mouth? I'll have to have a discussion with the Queen on that and the helmet painting."

“I kiss no one, thank you very much!” He crosses his arms, stubbornly, petulantly. He lets out a gleeful snicker next.

“It’s your fault for letting your guard down and being an easy target! It’s not like Vaati’s my mom, so what are they gonna do? No adult’s the boss of me!”

[thedemonkingganon]

"Master, the soldiers are spreading rumors about you and Sashta."

“Hmm?” Looking to the other “What do you mean?”

[skullishtrickster-blog]

☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?

Definitely! I only really have one friend whose not an internet friend, but she’s super important to me. I think I’d defend anyone I could who was in danger, assuming I didn’t freeze up.

[imtwentyfuckingfour]

@twilitusurper​

The ruins of Ikana are notoriously crawling with all manner of unsavory creatures.  This is good for Sakon and bad for Sakon, as a thief.  It means other thieves are hesitant to search the area for plunder (and the plunder to be found around the old castle is CHOICE).  It also means that when he searches the area, he has to contend with critters that could kill him.  

If the past week had worked out better for him, he wouldn’t even be here.  The man who runs the Curiosity Shop is a real bastard.  He underpays for goods, and he has ties with the Mayor; if he has enough cause to dislike you, your operation mysteriously comes under the scrutiny of the town guards.  He doesn’t threaten as much openly, but.  Sakon’s seen it happen to competitors.  The bastard is so caught up in the joy of scamming that he doesn’t stop to understand...thieves need to eat.  That dish Sakon turned over should have brought in at least twenty rupees.  Sakon sure as hell expended more than twenty rupees of effort to get it.  He got seven.  Haggled up from five.

But what did he do, though?  Cut ties with the Curiosity Shop?  Try to ruin the cheeky jackass’s entire operation, even?  No.  He slunk to one of the most dangerous regions in Termina, to prove to himself he’s still got it, he can still bring back treasures worthy of...someone whose opinion shouldn’t mean a damn thing in the first place.  One of these days, Sakon is going to figure out how to get in contact with the pirates from Great Bay; maybe they’ll understand his worth.  One of these days, that’s going to look easier than finding new ways to keep that false king in Clock Town happy.  One of these days.

But today he’s just shuffling around castle ruins, armed to the teeth and twitching at sudden noises.  Once, many years ago, he (came to possess) a ring with a blue gem that glows in the presence of magic (sometimes).  He doesn’t know where it’s from or what it’s supposed to do (he doesn’t dare put it on), but it’s useful to carry on expeditions such as these.  The mechanism behind dead that walk again isn’t weather conditions.  ...The thing has saved him pain, possibly his life, on more than one occasion.  

He comes to a part of the ruins he’s never been to before and takes a look at the ring.  It’s glowing orange.

Does orange mean turn around and flee like a scared child.  Because... wait, what’s that over there.  He almost turns around and leaves.  He wouldn’t be able to name what prompted him to approach the small, limp form; curiosity?  He’s something of an adrenaline junkie.  The thieving lifestyle is exciting.  For whatever the reason, he slowly approaches what turns out to be an imp about a third of his height, lying next to a strange mirror, breathing shallowly, unconscious.  The ring is screaming orange by the time he brings it next to the creature.  It’s magic, it’s definitely magic, but like no magic Sakon has ever seen.

Naturally, he plonks the poor creature on the Curiosity Shop man’s counter later that night and demands a firm five hundred rupees for it.

A fourth party, watching from the backroom, has seen some pretty shocking things in this circle of associates, but this seems extreme even to him.  The thought strikes him, as the deal is being finished up, that the creature will be brought to the backroom shortly, for storage.  He gathers his things and discretely leaves.  Will he be able to continue to make use of the backroom as a sort of living space, with that imp thing there?  Will he even be allowed to?  He doesn’t know.  But he does know he doesn’t really want to talk to the Curiosity Shop man right now, not after what he’s just seen.

[skullishtrickster-blog]

"I'm not oblivious. Not at all."

“Oh yeah? Well the mun says for me to say ‘blow me’ then.” Not that he’s sure why the mun wants Zant to blow air on his face. Muns are weird.

[freakclubalbany-blog]

The Usurper King found the Freak Queen

twilitusurper started following you

Anne blinked as she stared at the outside of the shadow.  “This ain’t normal.”  She quipped staring at a strange realm.  “What is going on here hmmmmmm?”  She said looking about.  “I haven’t been here before.  Wonder what I can eat?”

[impxdentprincess-blog]

II Back To The Beginning II 

The courtyard down below was already hustling, and bustling with lots of activity. The young princess had awoke, and was now biding her time until she was called on to get ready for the day. Was it really that difficult to just let her have a day to herself where she wasn't having to consider learning etiquette or the old ways? She wanted to be like her friend, and newly appointed mentor, Zant who seemed like he didn't have any cares in the world, except maybe for his ambitions of becoming the next ruler of the Twili.

One of the guards who had been trying to compete for her attention since she had come of a proper age waved at her from down below. That was her cue to head back inside, and shut the double doors. He was nice enough, but lets be honest for a moment here; Midna wanted no one to tie her down, and rule her.

"It's about time you stopped hiding outside, princess." The handmaid that she had been appointed since a young age was standing there with a change of attire. It wasn't her usual clothing, instead this one was more revealing. Twili females- especially the women of royalty were expected to be vain, and show off their beauty. It was of no difference to her honestly.

"You're finally of an age where you should dress like a lady.." She was mocking her handmaid as she had finished changing. It wasn't really any different than just walking around in the nude to her honestly. With her footsteps moving out into the great hall, she had placed on the hood, and adorning jewelry to go across her wrists, and waist.

"Bothering Zant would be better than this, honestly." She blinked before ducking behind a suit of armor of one of the relished warriors of the Twili. Long dead like most things that were held in high regard.

Time seemed to pass much more quicker for them than it did for light dwellers. Everything was covered in a veil of the lovely purples, and orange. Twilight. Some say that a gate opened between the light dwellers and those of the Twilight Realm at certain times of day, but no one had found it for years. Nothing but a younglings tale.

"Zant? Are you around?" She had made it past the guards to their usual meeting spot. She would be damned if she was going to be thrown into some boring history lesson, or worse asked to consider attending some ball for her coming of age.