#tiresias

[sarafangirlart]

Personally I think Tiresias is bigender and whenever he feels like switching she provokes some random god to transform him.

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Tiresias: Hey, Onyx. What do you think it would be like if we had kids?

Onyx: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.

Tiresias: No, I mean, what would they be like. The kids? You ever think about it?

Onyx: Can't really say I have

Onyx: But for what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. Two little ones. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Onyx: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. I'm wearing your shirt. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on. This is our shirt.

Tiresias: Fine. But when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks, I don't want to hear shit.

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Tiresias: My hands are cold

Onyx: Here, let me hold them

Onyx: *holds their hands*

Tiresias: My lips are cold too

Onyx: *covers Tiresias' mouth with their hand*

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Tiresias: *rushing in* WHERE'S THE BABY?!

Hermes: Wha- what baby? You mean Y/N? She's right here.

Y/N: Hi

Tiresias:

Hermes: Darling, are you ok?

Tiresias:

Tiresias: ...don't worry about it

Tiresias: *walks out*

Hermes: Ok then

Y/N: Wait

Hermes: What?

Y/N: He gets his visions mixed up right?

Hermes: Yeah?

Y/N: I think he meant baby as an actual baby. Not me. So that means...

Hermes: Holy moly! We might be parents in the future!

Y/N: *gets up and runs after Tiresias* Tiresias! Come back here!

[nikailustracion]

Creon: Why did nobody tell me this would happen?

Tiresias:

[queendayne]

reading the oar speech from tiresias to odysseus: captain flint talked about that.