#twinarmouraggrons

[fuckupdotexe]

URL change!

(its frick in army talk)

[onesliceofpi]

Homestuck yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she defeated her denizen by sitting on it.

Yo mama's so fat, her dream self's on Prospit AND Derse.

Yo mama's so fat, her god tier is the heir of food.

Yo mama's so fat, her strife specibus is cholesterolkind.

Yo mama's so fat, her sylladex is the fridge.

Yo mama's so fat, her sprite is a chicken wing.

Yo mama's so fat, her consorts are Big Macs -  and she ate them all.

Yo mama's so fat, her land is the Land of Cake and Diabetes.

Yo mama's so fat, she couldn't claim the ultimate reward because she couldn't fit through the door.