i guess polnareff and avdol. sure.
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Who said “I love you” first
oogh hard..... probably jean! probably in a friends joking way lmao
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background
AVDOL we stan unphotogenic polnareff
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror
polnareff and avdol hates it he has to clean the fucking mirror now. are you happy jean. are you happy
Who buys the other cheesy gifts
both..... sappy idiots
Who initiated the first kiss
avdol! was a we’re all gonna die might as well do it sort of thing
Who kisses the other awake in the morning
neither polnareff either sleeps til noon or doesnt sleep at all and avdol goes to bed at 8 and wakes up at 6 every day. opposites attract
Who starts tickle fights
JEAN PIERRE JEAN PIERRE JEAN PIERRE JEAN PIERRE
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower
polnareff..... avdol is an efficient motherfucker so theyre like 5 minutes long and cold as shit. jean asks anyways. its the least sexy thing in existance
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch
polnareff! he can be considerate when he wants to be
Who was nervous and shy on the first date
you KNOW its avdol
Who kills/takes out the spiders
polnareff is a coward. avdol has become a master of the ol spider catch and release
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk
even though avdol wasnt even as option for this due to religion this is a 100% in character thing for polnareff to do. thank you for coming to my ted talk
