7:30 am
"I'm going to tell him, MK. I have to tell Armand how I feel about him...."
"And you'll do great, bud! I'll be right there supporting you in this. Oh, seems just like yesterday you were stalking his Facebook, watching him from the field as he took pictures for the yearbook....drove by his house like a perv, hoping to catch him undressing....."
"Gee....thanks, MK....."
"Hey-what are friends for, Adam? Alright, lover boy-lets do this!"
10:30 am. Brindleton Bay high
"Hey, Armand-isn't that Adam Dracul, the dude you have the wet dreams for?"
"Stop, Haddie...don't point. He's too good for me. Look at him! I doubt the prince of Vampires would even want ME, even if he WAS gay and-"
"Well, I hear he is, Armand. Rumor has it, Adam plays for the same team."
"So?" Armand sighs. "Not like he'd want me, Haddie. I mean, look at me...I've been giving him lessons and nothing and he KNOWS I like dick. Nah....I'm not his type...."
Hadassah smiles. "You sure? He's heading this way...."
Before anyone could speak, MK made sure all knew about his friend's feelings.
"Hey DiAggro!! My pal here wants to do you, dude! He's got an eye poker over here! I mean, this thing in his pants is a weapon and-"
"MK no!!! Stop!! Not here!!"
While Armand remains hushed with his cheeks turning red, Hadassah sighs.
"Need I say more, Armand? Animals...."
@emmypess I hope to god I spelled Haddie's name right! She was too much fun to draw! And @twistedsimblr MK tries. XD