#twistedvalentine

[davidadamwrites]

Honored that my short play MORE MYSELF THAN I AM will be a part of Axial Theatre's Twisted Valentines 2018 festival! If you're free, come out and see these six twisted takes on love.

Tickets are on sale now: https://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/3205973

[marniescarlet]

I am soooo excited to perform at @fraulein_frauke #TwistedValentine event in #Nalen in #Stockholm on the 11th of February photo by @johnpaulbichard #MarnieScarlet #PosterGirl #DragQueen #QueenOfHearts #valentines #aliceinwonderland #lewiscarroll #FemaleDragQueen #BioQueen

[warifying]

bob saget wot

TwistedValentine: You fucking...

TwistedValentine: Bob Saget..

[maidkun]

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THEME: | ☆ | ☆☆ | ☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆☆ | POSTS:  | ☆ | ☆☆ | ☆☆☆| ☆☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆☆|URL: | ☆ | ☆☆ | ☆☆☆| ☆☆☆☆| ☆☆☆☆☆ | MUSIC: | ☆ | ☆☆ | ☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆☆ | OVERALL: | ☆ | ☆☆ | ☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆ | ☆☆☆☆☆ | FOLLOWING: | NO SORRY | DEBATING IT | JUST FOLLOWED | YES | FOREVER FOLLOWING | 

SPECIAL LITTLE NOTE: ♥♥♥ mel!!!! 

[warifying]

Conversation with TwistedValentine

Me: Dildos are made out of

Me: like plastic shit

Me: rite?

Me: RIGHT?

Her: Yeah

Her: Or Latex

Me: Or jello....

Her: exactly

Me: Dildos are so made out of jello

Me: totally gonna have a jello dildo

Her: jello dildos

Her: soft dicks for u to ride

Me: *GOES TO THE ADULT STORE*

Me: *Goes up to the desk*

Me: *Tips my hella rad baseball cap*

Me: *looks at the cashier real intense like*

Me: "where's ur jello dildos?"

Her: Ohmygod

Her: I'd be just like

Her: *NERVOUS SWEATING*

Her: "j-jello dildos??? ahahahahahaha"

Me: "yis jello dildos, do you know where i can purchase myself some?"

Me: "I like my jello shaped as a penis"

Me: "makes it more delectable...."

Me: "if u kno what i mean ;]]]]]"

[warifying]

IF I GIVE YOU A COOKIE, WILL YOU LOVE ME?

That depends on what kind of cookie~

[erenislevisonly-moved]

✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔ <3

Thank you so much sweetie

[ereritastic]

工 ❤ ㄚ◯∪! Send this to 10 blogs that you love and you will never unfollow (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ ♥

UWAH, THANKIES A BUNCH CUTIE! *blows kisses* This means a lot to me <33