#twitch highlight

[rolli-zolli]

OH YEAH I made a stupid ass youtube video btw if you wanna check that out. OMG 2 posts in one day on the original content blog she really is medicated.

[doujinshi]

[izagarblog]

I literally had a FFXIV boss walk out the arena live on stream LMAO.

[gauntletqueen]

Bottle of Piss.

[named-haines]

i once again have some bullshit to present to the class

[dizzydevious]

a science lesson from last night's APE OUT stream (transcription under cut)

(id: a clip from bee "dykesamus" shirt's twitch stream of APE OUT. bee is controlling a gorilla from a top-down perspective, fighting off waves of shotgun- and flamethrower-wielding assailants as she makes her way through a military outpost in a jungle.)

bee: this level fuckin'... is difficult. (pause.) it chews my taint right off. (longer pause. bee runs her ape character into a wall.) i don't have a taint any more 'cause this level is chewing it right off of my body. now, you might be saying, "bee; the- the taint, also referred to medically as the perineum, is an area between, uh, the- the bollocks and anus; um, between- between the genitals and anus. um, how can- how can it come off? it's not an- it's not, uh... it's not really an extremity." and to that i say: "oh, look at fuckin' mr. doctor over here; mr. dr. twitch chat. um, uh, fuckin' thinks he's so smart cause he got a degree from- from yale-vard, um, in medical... science. um, well, let me tell ya somethin' mr. doctor... man; um, i got a medical degree in, uh, fucking, from your mom." so, think about that one, next time you... try to come for me with your weak. ass. bull. shit. about what a taint is, and whether or not it can be removed- FUCK

(toward the end of the clip, bee's voice rises slowly in pitch and volume. her words are punctuated by her slamming some dudes into walls with powerful monkey arms, until she is killed by a flamethrower.)

[demilypyro]

someone saved this clip with no comment other than “F”

https://www.twitch.tv/thechefpyro

[greyscuhrazyfactory]

This Sir Alonne guy clearly doesn’t give a damn about whether you’re a mile away from the tip of his sword or not I guess.

(Stream clip from my Twitch channel @Grey009_)