#twits

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman) & Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent & Lois Lane, Clark Kent & Lois Lane & James "Jimmy" Olsen, Gotham City Residents & Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne Characters: Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent, Diana (Wonder Woman), Lois Lane, Gotham City Residents (DCU), Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Lex Luthor, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Babies, Social Media, Batfamily Social Media (DCU), Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne is a Menace, Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman) & Bruce Wayne Friendship, Clark Kent & Lois Lane Friendship, Crack, Bruce Wayne Loves Clark Kent, Omega Verse, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Omega Bruce Wayne, Alpha Clark Kent, Alpha Diana (Wonder Woman) Summary:

>Clark Kent ✓    @clarkkent Bruce is the type of beautiful that makes you do stupid things

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>>Clark Kent ✓      @clarkkent Replying to @clarkkent this movie's about me [an edited clip from six years ago from the official Daily Planet account—an interview of Bruce Wayne hosted by Clark Kent himself. Bruce is answering a question Clark asked, even as Clark himself is clearly not paying attention—atleast not to Bruce's answer. When the silence between them lasts four seconds, Clark realises it's his turn to speak with a start. Straightening to his complete height and knocking his head against the bookshelf that was clearly meticulously kept in frame and intended to be aesthetically pleasing. The books he knocks over tumble over his head and towards Bruce, an onslaught he stops by shielding Bruce from it with the bulk of his frame. Bruce is turning a questioning glare at someone offscreen as if demanding assistance]

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 >>>Jennifer         @niffer Replying to @clarkkent and we'll never let you live it down King❤️

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Or, social media shenanigans🥀

This is way to funny ! I am literally dieing of laughter 

[kpop-idolxx2]

Hwasa

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[guelwaar]

like it's not a specialty where i've learned most of the relevant anatomy or whatever but im not trying to talk shop im just saying like i do know the difference between 'this is fine' and 'this is an emergency' and 'this is almost certainly fine but i should get it looked at to confirm that'

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[byults276]

Mamamoo x USA

If you would have told 2015 me that Mamamoo and members would finally tour the USA, she'd blackout.

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

A GROSS-OUT/CULINARY MASTERPIECE FROM MY CHILDHOOD -- FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF A LEGENDARY CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR.

PICS INFO: Mega spotlight on a children's novelty recipe from 1994's "Roald Dahl's Revolting Recipes," titled "Mr. Twit's Beard Food," inspired by the children's novel by British author Roald Dahl, "The Twits," first published in 1980.

“If you looked closer still (hold your noses, ladies and gentlemen), if you peered deep into the moustachy bristles sticking out over his upper lip, you would probably see much larger objects that had escaped the wipe of his hand, things that had been there for months and months, like a piece of maggoty green cheese or a moldy old cornflake or even the slimy tail of a tinned sardine.”

-- "THE TWITS" (1980) children's novel written by Roald Dahl, illustrated by Quentin Blake

Sources: https://myhouseiscuterthanyours.blogspot.com/2011/01/twit-fied.html, Pinterest, various, etc...

[elinerlina]

HWASA 1st Fancon Tour "Twits" in Seoul - Concept Photos