An actual quote from a show I've watched at a theater the other day and that lives rent free in my head. Maybe it sounds funnier in Italian, lol
Transcription:
Vil: Of course I can get you something to eat: I have rice crackers, biological, with no additives and, of course, unsalted.
Epel: ...
Epel: Good, good. Say, do you also have a rope?
Vil: And why would you need a rope?
Epel: Faster ta choke with it than the crackers.












