#two fisted

[vintageslideshow]

Priscilla Devin was a very popular woman around town. 1978

[sadymasochisticbastard]

1. Rope-a-dope? Check

2. Fly like a butterfly? Check

3. Sting like a bee? LOL Sheeeeit. I ain't never seen no bee with two two pound sledges on its ass, both moving at the speed of a whip, and able to crack each 200 times with out getting tired.

4. Lunchbox? Check, So I can bring you a sammich motherfucker and an OJ, 'cause I promise you're gonna have a long day. I recommend having a cpl bottles of alcohol at home too. One to disinfect the can of whoop ass I will open on you, and the other to drink away the can of whoop ass you will have to swallow. Because when I step up to the bar I'm hitting it two fisted. That's why we got two hands.

I'll be fine without, I'm gonna be getting mine there, and plan on emptying the tank. I'll refuel after I hit Empty.

[mega2wheellife]

two fisted

booth back of the bar

eye line for doors exits

old habits die hard

I was two fisted drinking

thinking pbr & jd

my good buddies just might

pull me thru’

when I saw her walk in

look around

make a shrug take a long sigh

order from the barkeep

came over carrying

this seat taken?

as she took the pew

sighing again

I knew I’d find you here

old habits eh?

she didn’t mention the fight

so I thought it best

if I didn’t too

neil benbow

[godzillabanzai]

[incidentsofinterest]

Two fisted hold up

2/24/15 9:35am       Crescent/Leese                       Attempted Armed RobberyA woman walking down the street was suddenly confronted by a man holding a gun in one hand and a taser in the other. The suspect then said something in English which the foreign born citizen/victim didn’t understand. The suspect then pointed the handgun directly at the victim’s chest while, at the same time, touching her chest with the taser. The victim felt the electrical shock but did not lose consciousness or fall. Instead the victim ran into the street and flagged down a passing vehicle. The suspect turned and ran to a waiting getaway car and escaped northbound on Leese Street. Report number: 150165580