Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting (your sand boots)
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Girls only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting (your sand boots)
Never getting over that part where you get to the Spring of Power and get the memory cutscene of Zelda desperately begging and cursing the statue and pleading to know what is wrong with her that makes her unable to hear or feel the goddess and her power despite spending every single day of her entire life trying her very hardest
And immediately after that you walk 5 steps farther and pray and the goddess statue just goes "oh hey Link wassup"
Ex-fucking-cuse me?
Mipha worked hard on that you bitch
Yunobo my beloved i love the lil guy actually. He's never done anything wrong ever in his whole entire life.
Eternally funny to me that their best course of action is just "stick the kid in a cannon and shoot him at it". And it works.
My love has been avenged
Fighting Windblight Ganon in the middle of the night like hylia intended
Made it to Vah Medoh and the very first thing I did was miss the shot on the first eyeball. Which is about the most shameful thing i could've done in that situation
Vali memory cutscene my belovedddd hiiii i missed you so muchhhh why are you such a little shit 🩵🩵🩵🩵