#twopointsbehind

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twopointsbehind said: Why are you sorry, no, stop it.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry because of everything. I'm sorry that you're going to sit here and either starve or freeze to death, I'm sorry that I can't do everything that I promised you, that I can't keep you happy and healthy and protected because I can't do anything at all, I'm pathetic and weak and nnNHHGUGHGhgGGHHHHHhUuHHUU.

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 twopointsbehind said: I can only kiss you a little bit, I’m sorry man.

It will soothe my aching soul for a season. It may soothe my aching body too, you never know.

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twopointsbehind said: No, don’t even. It’s totally unacceptable.

It is. It always has been. Ugh. I'm suffering, Kelly darling please put me out of my misery.

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twopointsbehind said: This is unacceptable.

It might be but it's. Uh. I don't know I don't have the energy to formulate a response.

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twopointsbehind said: I’m squealing, your ears are going to bleed.

I can't have any of this ear bleeding going on, I've got to get rid of this noise. Kisses you!

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twopointsbehind said: I’ve done it before, you didn’t fall over then. I’m like a cat or something, I can /do this/. I feel like if you picked me up it just wouldn’t have the same effect.

That was also probably about 30 pounds ago, you haven't done it in a while. You are a cat except you lack the claws. I could kiss you, would that suffice.

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twopointsbehind said: No, I’ll climb up you until you stop. Because that normally makes you stop?? Yeah.

If you climb on me I might fall over, I'm fragile. I could just pick you up and cry on you for a little bit, then I'll get over it.

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twopointsbehind said: Shhh, I have food. Shhhhh. Don’t cry.

I'm crying, you can't stop me.