#twothousand500tonsofawesome

[mugglebornheadcanon]

667. Muggleborns whose grandparents/great-grandparents were survivors of The Holocaust telling the rest of Hogwarts about Hitler and how those who were victimized by that era were able to relate to those affected by Voldemort's tyranny.

[guccikaligula]

twothousand500tonsofawesome replied to your post “twothousand500tonsofawesome replied to your photoset “Lance Corpral...”

levi had a growth spurt and suddenly became more attractive c'mahn here

You don't mean that '-')

[guccikaligula]

twothousand500tonsofawesome replied to your photoset “Lance Corpral Virelai - Levi Cosplay (featuring our cat, Leon) God,...”

daaayyyuum dude you make a cute levi

Thank you. Even though Levi is 5'3, and I'm like, six-foot-something.

[newtgeiszler]

twothousand500tonsofawesome replied to your post:hello i am just a simple irish-american young man...

salted caramel is delicious okay

I'M JUST A SIMPLE IRISH MAN WITH A SIMPLE IRISH PLAN

[newtgeiszler]

twothousand500tonsofawesome replied to your post “i’m so mad that jontron turned out to be an asshole ”

what did he do how is he an asshole why are my hopes and dreams being dashed

long story short, he called something retarded, got called out for it, called the person who called out retarded, which caused a huge mess. he proceeded to attempt to douse the flames of controversy by telling people to essentially "worry about something more important, like the conflict in the middle east." used the conflict in the middle east to try to save his own hide lmao. 

today he shared a comic that pleb "tumblr's resident dumbass" comics wrote about his own controversy in the big self congratulatory wankfest. 

[teslacoilcowboy-inactive]

//yOOOOO WHEN DID LEE GET LONG HAIR

(( I know I already answered this on Skype but just for people who were wondering the same

I've been considering it for a little while, and after talking with the mod of voiceofdesert-bluffs, I decided to go through with it. ))

[loccentchoi]

Tendo Choi. Tendo Choi. Tendo Choi. That was his name. A well enough known name at that. Best coffee in the greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Area. A sponsor for Night Vale Community Radio! Well, at least that was until StrexCorp took over. Now they did the sponsoring. At least, that was what they said when they took over. 

He just hoped they didn't intend to turn their hungry gaze on his shop. Tendo was definitely not interested in selling out -- no way, man. Besides, Cecil, his close personal friend that he'd never met nor interacted with except for through the radio, seemed certain that this whole Strex thing would blow over. Or get bowled over. Either way, Tendo Choi didn't want to get involved. 

Coffee was an art. And being a properly equipped coffee shop was important. It had to have the perfect atmosphere -- the poorly played guitar coupled with the sounds of the wildebeest that lives in the basement, the bad slam poetry nights, and the perfectly trendy spot on the Night Vale Waterfront. Which of course, wasn't a waterfront at all. 

Coffee made from everything and anything -- bring your own ingredients and Choo Choo Choi's Coffee would make your coffee designed just for you. Or it would have, before certain ingredients were banned. 

Specifically, coffee beans. 

Which really was unfortunate for business these days. 

"Can you fucking believe this, man? They're putting a hold on my shipments. As if it's not my livelihood we're talking about here." Tendo slammed the towel he'd been using to clean mugs with to the counter where it landed with a wet flop. 

"I'll be you anything it's another of Strex's plays for power -- I told you they'd come for me next. Didn't I tell you, Newt?"

[doctorhgottlieb-blog]

"HERMANN" Newt ran into the lab with a card clutched in his hand and a big grin on his face. "Happy birthday, dude!" little did the mathematician know that he had a present from the biologist waiting in his room. He gave him the card, something silly and space related but on the inside it simple said "go check your room" ((he got him a really expensive space-viewing telescope because he felt like he needed it))

Hermann raised an eyebrow at Newt. He hadn't expected the biologist to remember his birthday--dates didn't seem to be Newton's forte. "Thank you, Newt," he said, suspiciously as he eyed the card and its cryptic message. "Do I even want to know?" Hermann asked as he stood. "If there is Kaiju anything in my room, I will have very strong words, Newt," he warned before leaving the lab to ensure his room was in one piece. 

Upon entering his room, Hermann just gaped. He hadn't asked for it because he knew that no one would be able to get it for him. It was a passion of his to star-gaze, and he had been meaning to get a telescope to enjoy it more. But somehow, it never happened. He was so gobsmacked that Newt had gotten him this great gift, that he just stood there, staring at the telescope as though it might disappear if he looked away..