#txf shit

[poeticsandaliens]

I’ve always wanted one really big dog and one smaller dog and at one am my brain is like “you should get two dogs and name them Mulder and Scully”

[ssaalexblake]

WHY ARE THERE DEMON TELLYTUBBIES WHAT THE FUCK 

[wheres-mulder]

We're just FRIENDS you guys. We're just friends. But, I mean, you know, if she like... came to me in the middle of the night and said 'Mulder I love you' I'm not gonna, like, turn her away.

Fox Mulder about Dana Scully at some point, probably

[ssaalexblake]

peeking into windows sneakily is Not one of Mulder’s best skills

he just shoves his face right up to the glass 

dude 

[ssaalexblake]

lowkey my fave part of that x files episode is where u think the dude is being a  sleaze* by telling the waitress about going home with him to see his sword collection but he like... actually has a sword collection. he meant it. It wasn’t a euphemism. 

Plot twist of the century. 

*he was being a sleaze for coming onto a woman while she was working BUT it would have been worse had he been using sword as a euphemism 

[ssaalexblake]

me: do not expect anything of the x files you will be disappointed/angry

also me: YOU BETTER FUCKING REDEEM MONICA REYES OR SUDDENLY INVENT AN EVIL TWIN TO FIX THIS BULLSHIT FROM LAST SEASON 

[ssaalexblake]

The X Files Season 11, Episode 1;

Monica Reyes appears on screen, yells about her evil identical twin who besmirched her honour trying to save her own skin, arrests evil twin, gets all info on CSM from her, deal with him in a way that makes it look like a painful accident. Monica is back and it is made clear she would never, ever do such a thing as implied in season 10. 

All is well. 

[ssaalexblake]

one day mulder will accidentally eat like, polonium or something and die b/c he just HAD to eat the evidence