#txtspeak

[mattrnurdock]

u dont know me but i wanted to tell u my coworker got me a bill hader coloring book for christmas. i thought u would appreciate the insanity of that

Oh. My god. I definitely appreciate the insanity of that!!! What exactly does a Bill Hader colouring book entail??

[the-smallest-star]

[Teppet] James, watch your back. Some weirdo sent me creepy messages and spread all kinds of bad vibes. If you can, go to my cave, the security unit password is 'Lythra'. I'll ask my brother to come and help you. Sorry I'm so useless. Love you.

[James] If something comes up I’ll go, you’re far from useless. Love you too.

[strawberrypatchboutique]

The face you make when you make up a new acronym. LAOL. Or laughing awkwardly out loud. Bahahaha. Only an awkward introvert would come up with and need it at the same time!! I crack myself up, man! #laol #txtspeak #laolisthenewlol #introvertsdisperse. #thissuitelife #empowerwomen #sassydirect #empowersocial #suitespring #thissuitelife #suiteandstrong #suitesassypant #thesocialitesuite #introvertproblems #introverts

[reecedarlene]

[Insert some #GeorgeOrwell #1984 post about the deterioration of language.] #TextSpeak #TxtSpeak

[mendment-blog]

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tbh ysk most but in fomo i ftfy. 

light reading. glad to know now-a-days FTW means For The Win. 

More current ones from StyleCaster

[linguisten]

The Twitter API, beyond its great utility for corpus linguistics (see "On the front lines of Twitter linguistics," "The he's and she's of Twitter"), has made possible a lot of fun automated text-mining projects. One fertile area is algorithmic found poetry: there have been Twitter bots designed to find accidental haikus, and even more impressively, a bot named @Pentametron that finds rhyming tweets in iambic pentameter and fashions sonnets out of them.

And then there is found wordplay, which is its own kind of found poetry. I'm a big fan of @Anagramatron, which discovers paired tweets that form serendipitous anagrams of each other. (Example: "Last time I do anything" ⇔ "That's it. I'm dying alone.") Now, courtesy of Jesse Sheidlower, comes @PangramTweets, in which each tweet contains every letter of the alphabet at least once.