#tyki talks

[thehomicidalhooligan-blog]

Things I’ve learned from having a Tumblr:

- I am a unique individual with varying interests, hobbies, and likes

- I am also meme-loving trash

[yuu14thmoyashi]

Tyki: OH GOD, imagine Allen's face if Tyki and Cross go married!

Allen: D8 *face imitation*

Tyki: "HEY ALLEN WE ARE ADOPTING YOU! CALL ME DADDY"

Tyki (imitating Cross) : Yes, and I am your mother

Allen: Nooooo!

Allen: KOMUI!

Alen: ADOPT ME!

[yuu14thmoyashi]

Why Cross doesn't call him Moyashi

Allen: *sat eating*

Cross: Oi, Baka Moyashi

Allen: *reflex, elbows in balls*

Cross: *in human squeak*

Allen: *realization*

Lenalee and Lavi: *sat on the other side trying not to laugh*

Allen: I have to go and run away now

--Sometime later--

Kanda: I warned you

Cross: GO FUCK YOURSELF

[yuu14thmoyashi]

Spirit cows

Tyki: *had just drew a picture of a cow*

Allen: *actually sat normally*

Tyki: this is my spirit cow.

Allen: it needs legs

Tyki: no it floats around *weird hand movement*

Allen: I -- wut. ***XD***

Tyki: your spirit cow will be tiny and lay on his back, he is done with your bullshit

Allen: is he? *laughing*

--sometime later--

Allen: such a beautiful cow

Tyki: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APPART!!

Allen: what family? Mummy!Cross and Daddy!Tyki

Tyki: why is Cross the house wife?! *dying of laughter*

Allen: he has the girls name XDD

Tyki: wut?! XD

Allen: Mummy Marian! *laughing*

[thehomicidalhooligan-blog]

Someone convince me to put on clothes. I've been in bed in my underwear for like an hour.

[thehomicidalhooligan-blog]

I just made a showtunes station on my Pandora. I think I've made a really bad decision

[thehomicidalhooligan-blog]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time my mom got so drunk at a family party she tried to convince me she was a potato?

[thehomicidalhooligan-blog]

Just handed in a homework that I had no idea what was going on. I tried my best, but nothing was making any goddam sense. I give up. There's a reason why I'm not going into the science field.