#type 8 enneagram

[type8aggressiveposting]

I stay alive for the people I love. I succeed to spite the people I hate.

[onlyhereforangst]

PSA: I’m a bitch & I have no chill.

[type8aggressiveposting]

Everyone else: don't become who hurt you.

Me: no. Don't become an abuser. Instead, take on the best parts of the people who hurt you, allowing you to defeat them and allowing you to be a better person in the process.

[type8aggressiveposting]

“Either I Will Find A Way, Or I Will Make One” - Hannibal Barca

What historians think it means: I will invade Italy from the north like an absolute madman

What it means to me: I twisted my ankle horribly not 2 minutes ago. I have to clean out my car and no one is around to help me. Therefore, I must channel my vast reserves of rage to keep myself going and clean out my car despite the fact that I am in extreme pain. Rest can wait.

[type8aggressiveposting]

Type 8 pro tip:

Befriend Type 1s. If you can get them to realize that they do not have to live up to whatever high standard they have placed upon themselves, they will be happier and you gain a powerful ally who is here to make mischief.

[type8aggressiveposting]

An interaction between my partner, Delta, and me:

Me: You know what I need?

Delta:  8,000,000,000 Africanized BEES? Me:  To deploy on my enemies? Yes, but that's not what I was thinking originally. Original thought was a pop-punk-ska cover of Starman by David Bowie at like 1.5x the speed of the original.

(Delta is a type 9!)

[type8aggressiveposting]

I want to live until age 120 so that when people ask me how I lived this long, my reply will be “spite.” No further comment is needed.