Mar 30, 2024
Top 3 women that I want to beat me into a bloody pulp (in no specific order)
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Top 3 women that I want to beat me into a bloody pulp (in no specific order)
a long but still incomplete list of notable blorbos for @adamnagaitis, in approximate order of when I encountered them, and focusing on the male blorbos because, well, it's easier to spot patterns with them, not that we want to do that of course
Arthurian legend - Merlin
The Secret Garden - Archibald Craven (especially John Lynch in the movie)
Kidnapped - Alan Breck Stewart
(there was a certain professor character from [redacted series] which I only mention for completeness)
A Series of Unfortunate Events - Uncle Monty/Dr Montgomery Montgomery, and also later Lemony Snicket as an in-universe character (The Beatrice Letters will do that to you)
The Edge Chronicles - Cloud Wolf
The Hobbit - Thorin Oakenshield (and also Thranduil in the movies)
Treasure Planet - Dr Doppler
The Mask of Zorro - Diego de la Vega
The Spiderwick Chronicles (books) - Arthur Spiderwick
The Phantom of the Opera (musical) - Erik
Doctor Who - The Doctor
Independence Day - David Levinson
Stravaganza series - Rodolfo
Star Trek - Spock
Sally Lockhart series - Fred Garland
Discworld - Sam Vimes and Havelock Vetinari
BBC Robin Hood - Guy of Gisborne
X-Men - Wolverine
North and South - John Thornton
Indiana Jones - Henry Jones Sr. (Indy's dad)
Good Omens - Aziraphale
Chrestomanci series - Christopher Chant
The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor - Hatter Madigan (especially in Seeing Redd)
Sense and Sensibility - Colonel Brandon
Foyle's War - DCS Christopher Foyle
Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister - Sir Humphrey Appleby
National Treasure - Ben Gates
Back to the Future - Dr Emmett Brown
Moll Flanders (1996) - the Artist
Fire & Hemlock - Thomas Lynn
Life on Mars/Ashes to Ashes - Gene Hunt (who is something of an outlier compared to many others on this list)
Rebecca - Maxim de Winter
Vanity Fair (1998) - William Dobbin
Cyrano de Bergerac (1990) - Cyrano de Bergerac
Around the World in 80 Days (2004 and 2022 versions) - Phileas Fogg
The Return of the Native - Clym Yeobright (Diggory Venn a close second)
Sherlock Holmes (and variations) - Sherlock Holmes
Kick-Ass - Damon Macready/Big Daddy (that is his vigilante name, don't blame me for it)
The Three Musketeers - Athos BUT The Man in the Iron Mask (1998) - D'Artagnan BUT The Musketeers TV show - Cardinal Richelieu (because Peter Capaldi)
Persuasion - Frederick Wentworth
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - Jim Prideaux
MCU - Tony Stark
Les Miserables - Jean Valjean
Howards End - Leonard Bast
The Historian - Bartholomew Rossi
Kingsman - Merlin
The Shadow of the Wind - Fermín Romero de Torres
The Grand Budapest Hotel - M. Gustave
Pacific Rim - Stacker Pentecost
Jurassic Park - Ian Malcolm
Earth Girls Are Easy - Mac
The 10th Kingdom - Wolf
Little Women - Friedrich Bhaer
Withnail and I - Withnail
The Terror - Harry Goodsir
Our Flag Means Death - Stede Bonnet
Master and Commander - Stephen Maturin
Ghosts (BBC) - the Captain
All Creatures Great and Small - Siegfried Farnon
Excalibur (1981) - King Arthur
Wicked - Jeff Goldblum Wizard ONLY. I detested him in the book and he is only redeemed by being played by Jeff Goldblum.
The Fly - Seth Brundle (in the first half at least)
Tenspeed and Brown Shoe - Lionel Whitney
so my pal and i were talking about echidna and
yeah tbh
Hello, I need more Nico di Angelo and Keith Kogane in my life tttttttt
Top 3 men I want to impregnate (in no specific order)
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve watched a show with two male leads, expecting my fave to be the ‘cooler’ character because I already liked the actor from other stuff, but I ended up being obsessed with the other guy who plays a character who is less ‘cool’ but whose personality, mannerisms and fashion sense are far more similar to me, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
scarlet, sully, and vaida walk into a bar. it's a gay bar. they're all hella gay.