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So, I know that I've been absent for a while. There was a mix up with my internet provider, and those assholes turned off my internet for a while. Everything's fixed now, and I'm back. In other news, Jamie Skyped me this morning. She's apparently fallen in love with this Narco Detective - which made Kaiden laugh when I told him. In other other news, Kaiden and I split up a few weeks ago; we’re still on good terms, though.
What have I missed on every one else's end?
My father just Rick rolled me via a fashion video, and I must say I’m impressed. He might be a little behind in the times, but it was actually pretty good.
So, Jamie just showed me a video of this girl doing her make up and using her boyfriend’s balls as a beauty blender. I have officially seen it all…
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I suppose this is as good a time as any to actually come out and let everyone know that officerkaidenwalsh and I are officially together. Not that we were fooling anyone, apparently. Also, he has the cutest dog ever. This was just an excuse to take a picture of him.
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officerkaidenwalsh Why must you post pictures of me where I look like I haven’t slept in days? porcelainblackbird You look fine, babe. Plus, you have all the good pictures. langstonsgonnagetcha It’s about fuckin’ time. There’s only so much longer I could ignore how loud you guys get when you think I’m fucking sleeping. porcelainblackbird I will kill you if you say another word, woman... view all comments
Nothing makes me feel like a greater failure in life than watching these kids on Master Chef Junior. It seems like 8 year olds have done more with their life in a few years than I have in like..20.
So, I went to see the new 50 Shades movie last night with my roommate, and I must say that I wasn’t that impressed. While the fashion choices were decent, the masquerade ball was beautiful, the rest of the movie was fairly predictable. At least there were a few laughable moments, but I’m not quite sure what I expected from that series.
