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[fabrayonthetrax]

I really wish hoverboards weren’t a thing, especially on a city block where people are trying to walk. Seems like a good way to get pushed to the ground while your board ends up in the street to get crushed by oncoming traffic, but what do I know...

[sirenhummel-blog]

So, I know that I've been absent for a while. There was a mix up with my internet provider, and those assholes turned off my internet for a while. Everything's fixed now, and I'm back. In other news, Jamie Skyped me this morning. She's apparently fallen in love with this Narco Detective - which made Kaiden laugh when I told him. In other other news, Kaiden and I split up a few weeks ago; we’re still on good terms, though.

What have I missed on every one else's end?

[puckdaniels]

I’m on the E-train and I just watched three people attempt to sit in a seat with a suspicious puddle on it. No one learned any lessons. There are only tears.

[sebastiansnyc-blog]

I swear, the best thing about me is my fully functioning liver. Which, let’s all be honest, is saying a lot when I’ve got this face... Getting #turnt on three out of four weeknights so far should really have worse implications than a lingering headache and laundry.

[jamesstjesse]

Getting confused for someone’s relative already happens more often than I’d like, but these past couple of days have started to make me question if this is some joke I’m not aware of yet. As nice as mine is, I don’t have one of those faces. 

[rberryonbroadway]

No spoilers, I PROMISE. But Baby Groot is officially the cutest thing on the planet.

[finncheesus]

I have really gotta be careful where I park my truck.. That was some kind of surprise when I went to lock up and found a hobo just hanging out back there. What’s worse is he was the one who got upset about it. 

[mercedesamayajones]

INSTAGRAM - @msmercedesjones

As much as I love being behind the camera, sometimes I enjoy seeing others take pictures of me!!

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