#typical dinner

[dykenmagicalkid]

Typical Dinner

[eyyofrankie]

Me, my sister, and my dad broke out in the Bare Necessities at the dinner table and my mom rolled her eyes. 

[madnessthehatter]

When I Go Out To Dinner

Me: *drools over food that was just brought to the table*

Mom: That's really hot. You should let that cool down first.

Me: *stares at her*

Me: *takes a bite*

Me: *starts breathing like a retarded dragon*

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Dad: Rachel, what do you think of my texting etiquette?

Me: Um, good I guess

Dad: *snickers*

Me: *receives text with 3 poopy faces* thanks dad

Dad: *explodes in laughter*

Mom: *sigh*

[eloquentspitfire]

I'm currently eating chicken nuggets, French fries, salad, and frosted flakes. I don't even know.. Haha

[mintyghost]

So my little brother was talking about farts at the table and my mom said we don't talk about that kind of stuff at the table, the she says I quote" "So shut your penis flytrap." As soon as she says that my mouth just drops and everyone is staring at her. She realizes what she says and starts freaking out xD apparently it us a name of a band I was crying and laughing