Marauders and leather couches
Peter: James, what's that squeaking sound coming from your living room?
James, already having bad thoughts: Merlin, they better not be doing it again....no
Peter, very nervous: Wh-what? Better not be doing what, James?
James: They better not be doing....that
Peter: WH—
James, already dragging Peter into the living room: STOP DOING IT AGAIN, YOU SHAMELESS DOGS!
Peter: hUH?
Sirius, shifting back from his animagus form: But we can't! The leathers are squeaky!
Remus:. . . . and they have a distinct smell...
James, exasperated after seeing the scratches on the ripped leather: Well, I'm sorry I was unaware!
Sirius, pouting: Well, it's not my fault that the leather couches back in my home were replaced with some old rugs
Remus: But didn't your parents replace it because you ripped it all apart?
Sirius: I'll rip yOU apart, Remus
James: And now, they're doing thAT again