#classic james

[narnialove52]

entertainment at its finest

[narnialove52]

All I wanted to know was what he was eatin

[narnialove52]

Y’all ready for more c h a o s

[dobbyisafreeblog]

Harry probably had a Quidditch mobile above his crib. There were miniature bludgers, snitches, and brooms that spun and flittered gently around a little quaffle.

[trashpocket]

Too late for that

James: -is brewing a potion-

Sirius: -peers into the cauldron- What are you cooking up in there, Jamesy?

James: Just trying to make some sort of potion for my hair. My Lily-flower doesn't seem to like it when I ruffle my handsome hair — merlin, I'm missing something.

Sirius: Oh, I thought it was some amortentia, knowing you fail to get her. Maybe the only thing missing now is your pride in that pot, Jamesy? -raises brows mockingly and flips his hair-

James:

Sirius:

James:

Sirius:

James: since you take pride so much in your beauty, why don't I add you to the pot — bet Remus would like that.

Sirius: -evading James' furious grabs- kinda too late for that already James!

James: -stops his hands from grabbing sirius midair-

James: -blanches-

Peter: -falls over himself by the doorway-

[trashpocket]

Marauders and leather couches

Peter: James, what's that squeaking sound coming from your living room?

James, already having bad thoughts: Merlin, they better not be doing it again....no

Peter, very nervous: Wh-what? Better not be doing what, James?

James: They better not be doing....that

Peter: WH—

James, already dragging Peter into the living room: STOP DOING IT AGAIN, YOU SHAMELESS DOGS!

Peter: hUH?

Sirius, shifting back from his animagus form: But we can't! The leathers are squeaky!

Remus:. . . . and they have a distinct smell...

James, exasperated after seeing the scratches on the ripped leather: Well, I'm sorry I was unaware!

Sirius, pouting: Well, it's not my fault that the leather couches back in my home were replaced with some old rugs

Remus: But didn't your parents replace it because you ripped it all apart?

Sirius: I'll rip yOU apart, Remus

James: And now, they're doing thAT again

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

i like how james asks "what the fuck" to the post with the cg with the furry and strade about to axe my head, but nothing to the one about the stomachfucking

[nineteen-yearslater]

If the kids had to describe themselvs in 5 words, what would they use?

Some of these were really hard to do since it’s from their perspective! Certain kids, like Roxanne, consider “words-in-this-format” to count as only one word; Lucy considers “this word” to be two words instead of one phrase, and Lorcan counts “dashed-words” as one word. That’s why the number is different in some cases!

Ted: responsible, naïve, musical, honest, genuine

Victoire: anxious, kind, doubtful, history-loving-nerd, hard-worker

Dominique: shy, strong, lost, bookworm, brave

Louis: happy, friendly, lazy, athletic, loyal

James: incredible, brilliant, inspirational, perfect, awesome

Albus: boring, clever, fame-hating, witty, sleepy

Lily: LAZY!!!!, Quidditch-hating, annoying, funny, stubborn

Rose: Christian, fun, friendly, artsy, bookish

Hugo: impatient, smart, faithful, funny, responsible

Fred: hilarious x5

Roxanne: the best prankster to ever-grace-this-Earth

Scorpius: decent, fair, rigid, cheerful, sweet

Molly: sensible, cat-obsessed, dedicated, loving, Quidditch*

Lucy: okay, determined, creative, annoyingly inquisitive

Lorcan: babe-magnet, loyal, irresistible, hot, Louis’s BFF

Lysander: smart, uncool, weird, awkward, shy

*It’s not even an adjective but Molly has no other way of expressing it