Feb 28, 2018
School in a Nutshell Pt.1
Teacher: No homework tonight! See you tomorrow!
The next day:
Teacher: Time to pull out those homework assignments!!
Me: Uhhh, you said we had no homework...
Teacher: NO! THAT IS A LIE! I GAVE YOU A RESEARCH PAPER, THREE WORKSHEETS, AND A SUMMATIVE PROJECT. I EVEN GAVE YOU A WHOLE NIGHT TO COMPLETE THEM. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO LISTEN.
Me: Okay, I'm sorry.
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO ME. THAT'LL BE DETENTION FOR YOU YOUNG MAN.
Me: *dies*