my brother vacuum sealed my phone
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my brother vacuum sealed my phone
even my bones feel a chilly wind.
mephone ,..,
whst does this menan!!! wait i frogot i used to do f/o imaaagines
r u asking for a short little mephone xreader
causse i can do that!!!
i have so many pictures yuikes but i had wine ++ cheese + 1 grody ritz cracker which btw tastes wrong here so thats why theres only oje okay anyways and i hate wine?? gross gross i wanted the small mug bit gone (it wasnt even halfway full but any amoutn of wine is too much like thanks i love drinking colored vomit (even if it is pink, one of the nicest colors, and the least grossiest wine)) and my face is super hot becausse i sawllowed two gulps fast and now my arms swing too much have i mentioned my face is like burning + tingling anyways wine is gross dont try to drink like three mouthfulls quickly to get it out of your mug because all it does is make yuou tired + your limbs like uber heavy but yeah . pizza is eight so after that ill post pictures theyre . ostly of trees nd a few buildings bc thats what i like taking pictures of
I put on pointy witch halloween nails, but i’m starting to think it was a mistake
i got a huge ass slice paper cut on fucking lottery tickets today when I was taking out the scratch tickets tray and like. this is a sign I need to drop everything and flee the country
I don't really have an ask for you, so I'm hoping for a sarcastic comment instead. Did you know humans share about 50% of their DNA with bananas? I think it explains quite a lot, tbh. Enjoy your evening of drunken tumblr debauchery 🍷🍷💙💙
I ate a banana today
I am a cannibal
and Skittles are really chemically similar to plastic but I eat them anyway
Just put away my phone to get it back and go on tumblr again