If Dante and Abiteth were main characters in a horror movie, the following would occur:
They become the hunters, and the killer/villain in the movie would become the hunted.
They just leave the house. Roll credits.
Omg it would be like Until Dawn where Mike/Sam are the only characters who can't technically die until the last chapter (I think Mike can die prior based on player decisions but I know for a fact Sam CANNOT DIE until the last chapter, she is the final girl).
Except Dante is Mike on steroids and Abiteth is Sam with more authority 😂😂
Omfg I need an Actor/Actress AU now where Dante and Abiteth are giving the director SO MANY PROBLEMS because Abiteth was supposed to be the "pretty bimbo who dies in a revealing dress for the sex appeal of it" and Dante was supposed to be the "guy who is actually super survival keen but dies in a stupid way" and they BOTH KEEP GOING COMPLETELY OFF-SCRIPT AND IMPROVISING
They would be a NIGHTMARE to work with.............







