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"Turns out that, as a city boy, I have absolutely no idea how to act around horses..."

Uberfission, of Reddit, gets an ice pack for NYE.

The worst New Year's Eve party was a couple of years ago, I spent the whole night with an ice pack on my crotch. We were down south visiting my (now) wife's extended family. One of them owns a couple of horses and allowed me to run around with them earlier that day.

Turns out that, as a city boy, I have absolutely no idea how to act around horses (I treated them kind of like big dogs). I was running around with one of the males when he decided that he didn't like me running around so he kicked behind him at me. Luckily the majority of the force went between my legs and he only scathed the inside of my thigh. About 2 inches to the right and I would have had a broken leg, about 2 to the left and up and I wouldn't have been able to procreate.

Anyway, that how I ended up with an ice pack on my crotch for my worst New Year's Eve party ever.