"Hey uh, it's been a while, Orochimaru. Listen, look, I was wondering if you wanted to go burn Konohagakure down with me? I dunno, you're probably bored down here in your little... crypt. Let's go have some fun, yeah?"
“What a lovely proposition Uchiha-san,” the serpent chuckles, amber eyes dancing across to the woman. The casualty in which the words are spoken are what tickle the viper. He truly is amused by their similarities. She reminds him too much of himself almost. “I am afraid I can’t be doing so however, the leash they placed on me is too tight.”“But I’d hate to ruin your fun, how about we cause legal chaos for them? So that we get to watch them squirm, however pay no penalty and watch their irritation rise with our get away.”















