#uchihapet

[bossuru-blog]

"Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material."

- ✌ Naruto stared at Sasuke with a scowl. Growling with disgust he rolled his eyes. “I can do waaaay better, datte’bayo.” 

[harunochii]

@uchihapet

      It was hard to believe it at first, so definitely Sakura                   had to blink a couple times to make sure for certain       this was not some awkward dream she was receiving after                                                     eating some expired cake.                                                                 “Is that...Sasuke-kun?”                                           In the village? Laughing????

[pridefulteacher-blog]

ask

@uchihapet​

He raised his eyebrow. “Are we talking about the same Hinata?” Sasuke said, mostly joking. “How about you and me go to the bug museum and I teach you all about how to get girls with poor judgment. It’s the least I can do after what Hinata did to your face.”

Letting out a quiet sigh Shino shook his head at the specifics of the idea.

“I’m well aware of how few girls of such nature exist at a museum. None.” he stated clearly, ignoring the fact that the museum was mostly visited by only his own clan. “Regardless of that fact, if I am to hear of any of that kind of conversation about women I would at least like to pretend that I am drunk” he concluded before looking around and sighing.

“I will even pay for a few drinks, if only so I can ensure you remember these bad decisions.”

[pridefulteacher-blog]

"Am I in the fucking future?"

“Clearly you are living in the past, because your look is just as dated as your mindset of how to speak to your elders.”

[naruto-icons]

May you make some RtN!Sasuke icons? Maybe some Tayuya too? Please and thank you.

Yes, made some icons for you, posting them right now ♥

[jinbaby]

The way some people tag their stuff omfg. Crying.

[yanderesasuko-blog]

SasuSasu with uchihapet

On this Friday night, she had not expected it to be so quiet in the bar. She was looking forward to having a fun night out playing with all the boys she could possibly wrap around her finger. But this time, it was silent besides the squeaking noise the bartender made as he washed an already clean glass.

Sasuko sat on one of the bar stools simply staring as his tanned hand rubbed and rubbed the glass. It was borderline irritating with the noise that echoed in the dimply lit area. He had been a close friend of hers, seeing as he would watch over her antics over making random men fall for her out of spite. 

The Uchiha sighed, spinning her red straw in the glass before her. She had lost her thirst as boredom waved over her. The long black hair cascaded around her pale shoulders which were straight and kept up her air of grace and confidence. 

Cling.

The door opened to the bar and soft footsteps were heard. Sasuko looked at the bartender's face, seeing his usually blank eyes go into shock and quickly glanced over back at the girl. In turn, she turned her gaze, letting her head tilt back slightly to get a look. 

A man with dark spikey hair walked in, he looked oddly familiar. A bit too familiar for her comfort. Her eyebrows raised in surprise as they made eye contact. 

"Well, this is interesting," a smirk graced her features as the man walked over to sit next to her, their eyes never breaking contact.

[nightmaresakura-deactivated]

HEY BABY YOU WANT MY YOGURT SLINGER?

“You have until the count of three. And then I will dismember you and inform Hinata-hime of this.”