"I'm a feminist obviously but..."
"I wouldn't really mind him saving me"
(Oh, come and save me pretty hot Japanese men who likes to fight with other pretty Japanese men)
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"I'm a feminist obviously but..."
"I wouldn't really mind him saving me"
(Oh, come and save me pretty hot Japanese men who likes to fight with other pretty Japanese men)
Sachio, very tired from a fight: Can I sleep in your bed?
Odajima: *half asleep* Sach, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.
argue with the wall if you don't agree but Sachio definitely gives off husband material vibe. The feminine urge to dress up all pretty and stay at home, cook him a warm meal whilst I wait for his return patiently at home to tend to his wounds and injuries from his fights 🥺🎀🗿
Yuken: don't worry, I'll watch over Housen While you're on vacation
Sachio: Imma ask Rao to keep an eye on you
Dating Childhood Friend Hanaoka Fujio
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Finals season isn't done yet but I need a new post to get me through the last week. I'm never not going to post about dating Hanaoka Fujio there are going to be so many parts I already know it 😂
Genre: it's all fluff up in here
___ is used in place of y/n
Warnings: Typical H&L violence, swearing
This post isn't proofread
I usually write the reader as female since that is easiest for me but if you identify as a different gender please feel free to change up those parts to whatever fits you! <3
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Dating Hanaoka Fujio, childhood best friends edition
You grew up with Fujio, Madoka, Arata, Seiji, Shinya, and Masaya.
The 7 of you would spend most of your time together at Grandma Sada's store or at each other's places since you lived in the same housing space and your parents weren't home often.
You attend Seiho Girls High School with Madoka and are a part of the band with her
Growing up you were closest to Fujio. Making friends was hard because you didn't talk much but he saw you by yourself one day and decided he was going to make you a part of the friend group and the rest was history.
Fujio who always remembers to ask you what you think when the group talks, making sure you feel included.
Fujio who always saves a seat for you next to him.
Fujio who pouts if he hears you and Madoka talking about a boy you guys think is cute.
"____ -chan he's not as cute as me though right?!"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT HE IS MORE HANDSOME THAN YOU"
"MADOKA I WAS ASKING ___!"
And then there's you who just stares at them as they bicker 😂
Fujio who didn't truly realize his feelings for you until he moved away and didn't get to see you every day
Now he knows why he didn't like it whenever you and Madoka talked about boys
Fujio who is excited to move back because he's going to see his friends at Oya High and now he can see you every day again
Fujio who notices your physical changes when he sees you again after a while but is happy your personality is still the same
Fujio who is acting a little weird around you now and you can't understand why
Fujio who gets a little nervous while you're around
The rest of the friend group can clearly see that he likes you and is doing a shit job at hiding it while they can't tell if you like him the same or not
Madoka who decides to take one for the team and ask if you like Fujio as more than a friend.
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Madoka asks if you like Fujio as more than a friend, and you deny it at first but admit it just as fast because nobody gets past Madoka
Madoka who is on a mission to get the two of you together once she finds out you like him too but don't think he feels the same
Madoka's thoughts: "Are you dumb? Do you see the way he acts with you?!" *rolling her eyes and frustrated because she cannot deal with y'all*
You who has liked Fujio since you were kids but figured he didn't like you back because he's nice to everyone... so he was just being nice to you also
Madoka, Seiji, Shinya, and Masaya who are sick and tired of how you and Fujio look at each other with starry eyes when the other isn't looking.
JUST DATE EACH OTHER ALREADY YOU IDIOTS
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Fujio who is sulky and tells Tsukasa and Jamuo he doesn't know what to do with his crush on you
Jamuo suggests a big elaborate confession while Tsukasa says he should just man up and tell you how he feels, no big confession scheme needed this isn't a marriage proposal
The rest of the boys walk right into the conversation and being the nosy kids they are, now they want to know what their leader is talking about
This leads to Fujio telling all of Fujio faction about his girl problem
All his friends: 👁️👄👁️ because what do you mean they're strong leader is being sulky over a girl?!
"Wait who is this girl again?" (Nakaoka)
"The quiet girl who we used to see at Grandma Sada's market remember?" (Nakagoshi)
"Ohhhh ___?" (Nakaoka)
"Yeah." (Nakagoshi)
"Better get a move on then Fujio! The girls tell Nakagoshi and I that a lot of boys in the surrounding schools like her. You might want to tell her before some preppy boy steals her away." (Nakaoka)
Fujio who tells his friends he would rather fight all of SWORD by himself than confess to you because feelings and rejection are scary. The thought of getting punched by every dude in SWORD sounds less scary than getting rejected by you and messing up your friendship.
Tsukasa who tells Fujio that it would be easiest to tell her how he feels because nobody wants to be on the receiving end of Fujio's fist if you start dating someone else.
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Fujio who tells your friends he is finally ready to tell you how he feels
The rest of the group let out a big sigh of relief at the same time because they're sick and tired of you guys looking at each other like love-sick puppies
Fujio who stands in front of Seiho waiting for you and Madoka after band practice.
Madoka and Yui lie and say they have somewhere to go together leaving you with Fujio.
Fujio who is being a little awkward because he isn't sure how to tell you how he feels.
"Fujio... why are you acting weird?"
oh god she caught me here I go "Ireallylikeyou___I'velikedyousincewewerekidspleasegooutwithmeandbemygirlfriend"
You: ❓
"Since when did you become a rapper Fujio? I didn't understand anything you just said. Say it again slower."
"I really like you ___. I've liked you since we were kids. Please go out with me and be my girlfriend. ONLY IF YOU WANT TO OF COURSE! IF NOT WE CAN STAY FRIENDS AND WE CAN PRETEND THIS NEVER HA-."
"Will you let me talk?"
Fujio goes quiet 😂
"Yes, I would love to be your girlfriend. I've liked you since we were kids too. I just thought you didn't feel the same because you are always nice to everyone so I thought you were just being nice to me."
"Being nice? BEING NICE?! I NEVER SHARE MY FOOD WITH ANYONE BUT YOU WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEING NICE?!"
"LEAVE ME ALONE! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED SOMEONE ELSE! ALL THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL SAY THAT SINCE YOU CAME BACK LOTS OF GIRLS HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU SO I ASSUMED YOU LIKED SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD!"
"ME?! TELL THAT TO YOURSELF! NAKAGOSHI AND NAKAOKA SAID THAT SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE LOTS OF BOYS TALK ABOUT HOW THEY LIKE YOU. AND I'VE BEEN ACTING WEIRD BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU I LIKE YOU."
The two looked at each other after their shouting match and laughed at how ridiculous they were.
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The first time Fujio took you to Oya to meet his friends, let's say it was chaotic.
Fujio pulled you through the halls of Oya and up onto the rooftop.
All the shouting that was going on immediately went silent when the door opened and you two walked in.
"Hey guys! Meet my girlfriend ___. Don't stand to close to her or look at her too long I'll punch you."
The boys broke out into cheers because Fujio actually told you how he felt.
"Wooooow those other guys are gonna cry when they find out ___-san is dating Fujio senpai." (Nakagoshi)
"We have to tell the girls when we see them this weekend." (Nakaoka)
The boys all introduced themselves to you and you introduced yourself back.
The rest of the day was spent with them telling you how Fujio acts at school and you telling them how Fujio acted when you guys were little.
"Come on ___ you're supposed to make your boyfriend look good in front of his friends not embarrass me."
"I'm just telling them about how my boyfriend has always used his fists before his words. You were the one that punched that one boy when we were 9 for pulling on my hair and calling me names."
"Nobody calls my girlfriend names!"
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Bf!Fujio who gives you a heart attack when you see him after the Oya and Housen brawl and he's all scratched up
Bf!Fujio who won't sit still while you try to tend to his wounds because the products sting.
Bf!Fujio and Arata who give you an even bigger heart attack when they get back from the fight with Kidra
Your friends have to catch Arata up on what he missed and he's happy that you guys are together because he thought you guys liked each other when you were all kids also.
Bf!Fujio who backhugs you and uses you as a shield to hide from Madoka's wrath after she's done crying about Arata coming home.
Shinya and Masaya who are using both you and Fujio as a shield to hide from Madoka's wrath.
Seiji who looks at you guys and laughs.
Arata who looks at everyone and realizes just how much he actually missed all of you.
Bf!Fujio who is a little jealous because you went to Oya to check on everyone after the fight with Kidra.
"___ but what about meeeee?"
"Fujio I patched up your injuries yesterday."
"Okay? And? It's not my fault none of them have girlfriends to patch them up."
You quickly finish checking on everyone and sit with Fujio so he stops being jealous.
Fujio honestly has no room to speak though because whenever he stands in front of Seiho waiting for you and Madoka the girls look at him and make comments about how cute he is.
You walked out of school one time to a girl trying to give Fujio her number and he's awkwardly trying to reject her without being too mean. You had to swoop in and save your prince in distress.
It was a pretty often recurrence where you hear the girls at school talking about him and his friends but sucks to be them because he is forever yours! I don't think you would be able to get rid of him low key so I hope you're planning on marrying that boy lol
You would just ignore them and Madoka and Yui would tell you how you're the best person for Fujio anyways so you had no competition. The times when another girl is being mean to you though you best bet Madoka is gonna argue with her.
It was a often recurrence for Fujio to hear other guys talking about you also, the only difference is that he reacts to it. Probably hits them with a "___? Yeah I think she's pretty too because she's literally my girlfriend stop talking about her." Or actually physically hits them because WTF DID THAT NASTY DUDE JUST SAY ABOUT THE LOVE AND LIGHT OF HIS LIFE?! FUJIO WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
Tsukasa has had to jump in multiple times to stop him.
That's a lie Tsukasa has stopped him 1 out of 10 times when he felt it wasn't important and not worth it but 9 times out of 10 Tsukasa usually jumps in to help Fujio actually because WTF DID THAT DUDE SAY ABOUT HIS SISTER?!
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I feel like dating Fujio would automatically make you everyone he's friends with sister figure/mom of the group.
Tsukasa needs someone to talk to that isn't one of the boys? Congratulations ___ suddenly you're a certified therapist.
Jamuo needs help on an assignment or studying? Fujio will ask for your notes.
ChunChun faction member is sick? No worries Fujio will call you and ask for advice. That member might even ask Fujio to ask you for a bowl of soup.
The boys with bleached hair need help maintaining the color? No worries, just call ___ she'll know how to help.
The boys have a date? Don't panic ___ will help them with the planning.
Sachio is having a hard time getting through to Yui? It's okay ___ will help talk to her.
Todoroki needs some peace and quiet? Don't worry, ___ will keep the kids occupied somewhere else so Todoroki can read.
Sawamura needs help shopping for a gift for his and Yui's anniversary? No problem ___ is on the way to help.
When Fujio eventually becomes friends with Rao faction, you best bet ___ is there to help also.
The rare occasion Magaroku ran out of gum? It's okay ___ carries extra in her bag
Kamui's mask strap broke? ___ has one he can use temporarily while she fixes his
Raoh needs help getting something for his siblings by a certain time but he doesn't have time because he's out on Suzuran business? No worries ___ is there to help.
(Good god I hope you're ready to take care of everyone😂)
Vice versa, I think your status as Fujio's girlfriend also means his friends are always willing to help and protect you. Let's be real even if you weren't dating and just stayed friends everyone would still love you.
Boy from another school is bothering you? The nearest guy from Oya or Housen or Suzuran is flying in to save you.
You need help moving your furniture? Good thing you have your boyfriend and all his strong friends to come over and help.
You would end up being friends with all his friends too so that's fun.
I feel like they would all take it upon themselves to teach you how to fight to protect yourself in the rare case someone can't jump in to save you.
I think they would all want you to stay away from the actual fighting so Fujio + someone else is checking up on you at all times.
Could you imagine one of the Senomon, Kama, or Ebara guys following you because they know you're dating Fujio and think that's the way to get Fujio to accept defeat?
Girl... Todoroki, Shiba, and Tsuji fuckin flew out of nowhere to protect you.
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You would think that with your boyfriend's lifestyle, you would get used to seeing him and his friends all bruised and battered up but I don't think you ever will.
They make you seriously consider a career in the medical field so that you can professionally patch them up but yell at them while you're doing it all at the same time.
Cue Tsukasa, Kiyoshi, Nakagoshi, and Shidaken giving you a heart attack when you see all of them in the hospital.
"Fujio... WTF HAPPENED TO EVERYONE?!" you whisper yell at him.
"Okay so the thing is, Senomon created an alliance with Kamasaka and Ebara to try and take down Oya. That's one of the reasons why they kept following you and that's why that one-time like two weeks ago Todoroki faction saved you because Amagai is a little bitch who can't actually fight anybody without also throwing in shady tricks. Saboten and some other guys beat up Shidaken for declining an alliance offer. Saboten also dropped a bunch of crates on Chun Chun faction. Nakagoshi pushed everyone out of the way and all that shit fell on him so he's here. Kiyoshi sacrificed himself so that the rest of YasuKiyo faction could get away. Then, Tsukasa, Jamuo, and I were in the tunnels and weren't paying attention so we got surrounded and we had to split up. Suzaki fought with Tsukasa and then Amagai beat him over the head with a pipe and took him hostage. While he was hostage Amagai tied him up and kept beating him. Then Amagai tied him up on a pole and cut the rope, dropping him from 20 ft in the air. We just got him back today when we stormed Senomon. I almost got stabbed by Amagai but then Suzaki intervened so I'm okay besides the bruises and scratches."
___ looks at Fujio in silence for a few seconds, and then smacks his arm.
"Owwww you're supposed to be comforting me ___ not adding to it."
"Is this why you've avoided my calls for the past two days?!"
"Maybe... but I did it because I didn't want you to worry."
"I will always be worried regardless! I'm literally dating the leader of Oya High which comes with built-in stress. You should've just answered my calls and told me."
"I promise I will next time ___. I love you."
"I love you too. Now let's go get you patched up."
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Fujio and ___'s relationship as a song...
Ditto by NewJeans
H&L: Little Ways They Show Physical Affection
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re: the small ways they show affection through physical touch…
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Fujio: Hugs from behind. Loves to sneak up behind you when you’re not expecting him and surprise you by wrapping his arms around your waist. This is usually accompanied by his chin to your shoulder and a big, goofy smile.
Shibaman: Finger drawing on your exposed skin. It’s something he does absentmindedly; he doesn’t even realize when he’s doing it. It’ll usually just be random shapes that he traces on your arm, hand, or leg.
Tsuji: Head kisses. Usually on the top of the head or to your temple. This has become the typical way for him to say hello or goodbye to you. Bonus, his arm around your shoulders so he can pull you in close to land the kiss.
Nakagoshi: Pulling you into his lap when he’s sitting down. Don’t think you’ll be standing for long if he’s sitting in close proximity. It usually results in him pulling you in by the waist or thigh and plopping you into his lap. Doesn’t matter if you’re in public or not.
Nakaoka: Cheeky pinches. Especially if you’re wearing something that exposes some skin to him. He loves giving soft pinches to your skin. It’s usually a pinch to the waist or hips; sometimes it’s your butt, because he likes the annoyed look you give him in response.
Yasushi: Messing with your hair. It started out as something he did when trying to mess with you, like tugging at a piece of your hair. Somehow, it turned into something more affectionate, like fixing a little out-of-place strand or tucking it behind your ear (if applicable).
Kiyoshi: An arm around your shoulders or waist. He likes pulling you in close to him, especially when you’re walking together. Shoulder-to-shoulder just isn’t enough for him. He prefers around the shoulder because he can pull you as close as possible.
Sachio: Rubbing your back. Sometimes it’s his fingertips softly ghosting up your spine. Other times it’s his hand resting on your lower back as he caresses you with his thumb.
Yuken: Pinky-holding. He started doing it just to be silly, but somewhere along the way it became like second nature to him. If you’re ever both sitting at a table or walking home together, expect his pinky to be intertwined with yours.
Masaya: Big, bear hugs. Like, the kind where you’re all-consumed by the person. Your face in his chest, his face buried in your neck; it’s the kind of hug that squeezes all the worries away.
Arata: Soft shoulder kisses. Shy ones placed delicately to your shoulder or collar bone, usually during a hug or just as he’s pulling away. Sometimes he’ll lean in to whisper something in your ear just so he has an excuse to part with a kiss to your shoulder.
he never really tries to hide it but i loveeeee how soft-hearted sachio is...!
when he first goes after his sister to get her away from all those drug pushers he's pretty ruthless but every time he comes across someone in her likeness or girls who are pretty obviously caught up in the fighting against their will, he just gently pushes them aside before continuing to beat people to shit immediately afterwards.
(also when he says that his sister shouldn't make their mother cry :( !!!!!)
when sabakan slaps someone's head while scolding them he makes a short but quick protest against it before taking up the responsibility to fix things on his own (followed by yuken saying that when things go wrong he tends to blame himself...!)
when he sees fujio help that old woman up the stairs and fall down right after, he supplies him with bandaids and a can of soda and starts to chat with him despite the two not knowing each other very much at all (though that might be more on fujio than sachio—he seems like more of an extrovert that sachio)
the final nail in the coffin for me was seeing him wear the jacket sawamura was wearing when he was beat up, bloodstains and all. like a reminder why he was getting revenge/fighting in the first place, which—i don't think you have to be non-violent to be soft-hearted...! it just means that he cares and that's okay...!
(+ "now that i found out it wasn't you... i'm glad.")
just! i like how soft-hearted sachio is sometimes, even if we only get glimpses of his demeanour.