Incorrect quotes because I'm so fucking dead on Tumblr
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Zhongli to Kaeya: Oh, dear, dear, gorgeous.
Zhongli to Childe: You fucking donkey.
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Incorrect quotes because I'm so fucking dead on Tumblr
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Zhongli to Kaeya: Oh, dear, dear, gorgeous.
Zhongli to Childe: You fucking donkey.
Damnit
That big post was kind of an incohesive mess because my thoughts kept jumping around. I could have mentioned more on Sae’s Palace overall and less on obscure (by comparison) detail
Now I’m mad, I’m heated, a little sweaty. I’m gonna SELF LOVE via reblogging my own selfies for attention and validation
REFERENCE TIME! :D
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Severus: ...Hm... Should I kill the characters in my book to make it sound more exciting? ~reading a piece of paper~
Lucius: What book is it?
Severus: An autobiography.
Lucius: 👁️👄👁️
Narcissa: ಠ_ಠ🍵
Draco: ....A what?
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#JusticeForDozer 😔✊
Kaeya: This is my boyfriend, Childe.
Kaeya: And this is Childe's boyfriend, Zhongli.
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Poly relationship goals, Am I right? Lmao
Been laughing at this shit for 2 minutes, my manz went to taco bell.
https://pin.it/7hKzCuk
Hange: Do you have a favorite?
Levi: No? Why'd you ask?
Hange: C'mon, I just wanna know!
Levi: No.
(A few minutes later)
Armin: ~smiling like the cute baby he is ☺️💕~
Levi, accidentally saying out loud: fuck he's amazing...
Hange: OMG! ARMIN'S YOUR FAVORITE?!
Levi: BITCH–