#ugaritic tablets

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[Canaan] doomed siblings, Aqhat, gifted by the gods and he who would defy them, and Pughat, she who sweeps dew from barley and knows the course of the stars.

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the Tale of Aqhat, abridged and summarized

note: originally Aqhat is murdered by a devotee of Anat for this slight and eaten by vultures, but getting Smote and the family guy death pose is funnier out of context and for the uninitiated