#ugh!!!

[noahreids]

Connor Storrie | Vogue Adria

[sashayed]

Incomplete List of Moments from the TV Show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" for which Andre Braugher Should Have Won Every Available Award

Went back to my inactive xwitter to find this incomplete and out of order thread of moments for which Andre Braugher should have won an Emmy. Gem after gem after gem. God dammit he was so good dude this sucks!!

[shotmrmiller]

trying to steal the used condoms for a secret finger insemination that doesn’t work until poking holes in condoms and eventually suggesting the pull out method

understand, there’s def a ‘best positions for conceiving’ in the search history that she doesn’t want him to see

okay but then simon makes you complicit in your own wrongdoing.

he doesn't reach for the condoms anymore, when his body's caging yours in, thick length heavy against your thigh. if you don't move— take initiative— then neither will he.

then when he's buried deep, moving hard, and you feel him swell. you know that stutter of his hips, the twitch that means he's close. he stays inside through one thick pulse of heat, just long enough that your stomach drops with hope— then drags himself out, painting your belly instead. (if you're on top, he lets you control it, lets you feel him thick and hot and ready to spill and then his hands clamp your hips and he rips you off with a groan, spilling over himself instead of where you need it most.)

[helpmysan1ty]

first meeting??? too lazy to finish this. still searching for my artstyle =(

[kithtaehyung]

I'm just gonna leave this here...

https://www.tumblr.com/theharrowing/814446368720568320

ah yes…. a man in deep (thought)…. nothing else is coming to my mind at all… just a man in deep (thought)

[thorniest-rose]

we need more fics where Steve is the normie boyfriend of rockstar Eddie, and he gets to go on tour and travel the world with the band because Eddie refuses to go anywhere without the love of his life. And in videos and photos taken of Eddie and the band, Steve is usually in the background somewhere, in sunglasses and jeans, looking radiant and just happy to be there, and when the band first get big, fans ask Eddie who he is and Eddie will smile and just be like, "oh, he's my muse, he's who I write all my songs about."

[thebroccolination]

BLITZ TRIED TO USE THE CRYSTAL!!!

I haven't seen anyone mention it yet but on my three-hundredth rewatch I finally noticed the crystal blazing red.

He was doing everything he possibly could to get to Stolas.