l-p-r-o-c-k replied to your post: “A BROWN MONSTER JUST ATTACKED MY FACE WHEN I OPENED THE FRIDGE. WHAT...”
oh darling nooooooooo. well you are too sweet that even the bugs love you
THEY WANT MY BLOOD, THEY WANT MY -- no wait actually they did drink my blood for a while a few years ago, and I was sick! Also SPIDERS FUCK I HAVE AN UNWANTED SPIDEY SENSE. I remember once in Greece a huge hairy brown spider jumped on my chest... and let’s not talk about all those wasps that follow me around, that like my skin...
I don’t like bugs.












