#*shudders*

[the-introducer]

i’d genuinely take canker sore over hankcon

[roughlydustychronicle]

You made it your personal mission to terrorize the TaskForce ever since you landed in the UK. They were already sick and tired of your American shenanigans; you practically reveled in it. “‘Ello, gov’na,” You cheerfully grab the coffee pot, pouring the remnants of the caffeine into your mug. For extra affect, you tip an imaginary tophat. “Top of the mornin’ to you.” Simon gives you an unamused look, Kyle and Johnny hold back snickers, and John simply blinks.

“You should work on your accent, love,” Simon grumbled, sipping his tea. “It’s fuckin’ horrid.” Johnny wheezes at that and grasps Gaz’s chest for dramatic stability.

“Wot accent? Blimey, this is my truth!” You lean down closer to Simon and a grin slowly grows on your lips. “Did you know I’m 13 percent British?”

“Oh, for fucks sake—“

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“Blimey, is that the time? Welp, time to have tea and crumpets with the Queen.”

“There’s a special place in Hell for you.”

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It’s all fun and games until you genuinely start to use some of their vocabulary.

“Where’s the hoover?” You ask, opening the common room closet. “Wait, never mind. Fuckin’ thing was hiding from me.” The room practically went silent.

“…’hoover’…?” John repeated, raising a brow. “You really just said ‘hoover’, love?” You paused and then let out an involuntary groan.

“Oh, sod off, Price.”

[someiicecube]

ts edits// ya' know what? *gives them in between frames*

[occasionalauthoring]

If I ever read a John Constantine comic and I don't get into the character do you know how fucking upset I'll be?

What do you mean I won't have a reason to write fics where it is solely him throwing out real insults he'd use if he was scouse in a way no foreigner (especially an american) can encapsulate? I simply cannot fathom anyone being able to cram as much vitriol into calling someone a 'melon' if they aint using it in real life

[cwtycho]

i went and found the sources for these nightmare fuels, because if i had to see them, so do you all.

these were both made by JinxLRM of Worth1000. around 2009 from what i can glean.

[avery-silly-human]

The Cainelings🥹

Inspo + Link to the post

[p1tufina]

reading exclusively the Bruce Wayne-centric (and Bruce Wayne whump) tag may severely limit the amount of fics avaliable, but at least it helps cutting the most godawful fics I later see ppl on my tl complain about. all around a good compromise

[ceaseless-tosser]

the magnus institute does not appear to have an HR department