#ugh children

[foxymuses]

’ You’re just jealous 'cause I’m pretty! ’ / nate @ sam

sam snorts. “pretty ugly.” wow okay, definitely a third grade response, but so is nate’s accusation, so their even. nathan should just consider him lucky that sam didn’t stoop so low as to stick his tongue out this time.

[assandanattitude]

Some little kid just walked around my store with a bag of Skittles, at 10 in the morning mind you, and I can absolutely guarantee he doesn't like the yellow ones. How you wonder? Because it's the only fucking color of Skittles currently smashed all over my floor.

[barsonaddict]

🦄

3yo: Draw a unicorn!

Me, horrible at drawing but wanting to set a good example for the small children: Sure, I'll try

*draws unicorn*

5yo: ...that's not a unicorn. Why is the horn where the nose is supposed to be?

3yo: giggling

[avocadosmitty]

My neighbors have their grandkids over, and they’re all outside in their backyard YELLING EVERY SINGLE THING THAT THEY SAY EVER AND MAKING BEE-OOO-BEE-OOO SIREN NOISES FOR NO FUCKING REASON and it is really pissing me the fuck off. I’m trying to watch Planet Earth II goddammit, go the fuck inside it’s fucking nighttime.

[khaleeswift]

i am honestly so tired idk if i can go to work tomorrow

[psyanidemilk]

Somebody please nuke this bus, some little kid is singing The Wheels on the Bus loudly and its parents won't shut it up.

[wishwhoosh]

TV shows and commercials featuring bratty, annoying children are really effective at making me never want to have kids.

[rinasaurusrex]

My favorite thing is when this one kid in my class tries to act up every time I turn to write something on the board and thinks he’s gonna get away with it.

Today I was putting something on the board, he said something rude for, like, the fifth time that hour, and I didn’t even turn around or mention his name, I just said “Well that’s gonna be an office referral” and he immediately goes “OHH WHAT I DID. I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING.”

Like, c’mon kid. Clearly you knew you were doing something if all I had to say was “That’s gonna be an office referral” and you knew it was gonna be for you.