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21 | virgo | she/they | @rosie-robot on artfight and @roboo on ao3

[silentwalrus1]

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

[silentwalrus1]

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

[pochowek]

can you believe there is a painting of cossacks going hogwild out there that fits this situation perfectly

[briarpatchfinn]

Today I learned about the Valais Blacknose sheep. I think I’m dead of cute.

[higgs-bonbon-deactivated2017032]

[ethersaga-deactivated20181203]

unmute this now

[eyesoftirnoch]

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke

[palehorsepalerider]

freddie mercury being dry in interviews is just the best thing 

[palehorsepalerider]

examples:

“i haven’t hit him yet, but there’s still time”

“i love my job but i hate talking to people like you”

“do you have any hobbies?” “i have a lot of sex”

“you said the rest of the guys have houses in LA, i assume you meant the other members of queen” “yeah who do you think i meant”

“its brian, roger and john. i sometimes forget them too”

“you can take all of your clothes off too”

“do you miss the rest of the guys?” “no”

“are there going to be any surprise guests?” “yeah me”

“you want a demonstration? are you mad? pay me”

“to what music would you strip?” “all the songs i’ve written, c’mon”

“whats the fresh element?” “its me”

“[brian] writes what kind of songs?” “he writes the kind of songs i don’t like”

“you cowrote a song with brian on this album” “i know”

[drowseroger]

I can hear this with his voice and it makes it x10 times funnier

[gattonswood]

“did you get intimidated by the size of that crowd?” “no, the bigger the better… in everything”

[maltedmilkchocolate]

So in S8Ep7 - Day Forty-Seven, they had this scene of Kinkade saying goodbye to Seok Jin. And for some reason this scene made me really sad, and I wasn’t sure why. I didn’t actually know the context of this.

Turns out it was a dedication to one of Studio Mir’s storyboard artists who passed away last year. He animated so many amazing moments for this show, that were just phenomenal to watch. This was such a thoughtful tribute, and a really sweet moment to watch. 

[thebossbaby-official]

…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

[jcneeyre-deactivated20161002]

holy fucking shit

[i-say-no-to-status-quoo]

did you just gif the whole fucking movies

[carm3lsunday]

Fucking genius

[bitch-puddin]

Bitch, EVEN THE CREDITS??

[jc-drawings-deactivated20210727]

THIS DUDE JUST MADE GIFS OF ENTIRE MOVIES HOLLY SHIT

[candiikismet]

I JUST GOT MY ENTIRE LIFE! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

My childhood in one gifset 💜

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[quasi-normalcy]

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

[blackjackgabbiani]

You, ah, don’t think it’s unfair to judge people’s morals based on their finances?

[quasi-normalcy]

I, ah, think that it’s perfectly fair to judge people’s morals based on the amount of money they pour into neo-nazi political movements, yeah actually.

[carybear]

And what about the billionaires that don’t? Condemn all billionaires no matter what I guess

[hellanahmean]

There is no ethical way to be a billionaire.

[thewickedbohemian]

But why?

[hellanahmean]

Because there are a limited amount of resources and currency. To have that much wealth you have to exploit others.

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Do I gotta go find that post that demonstrates exactly how much a billion is? Because it’s a lot more than people think. Like, you know that saying that “a million dollars isn’t what it used to be”? Yeah? Well maybe that’s true for people who have a million dollars, but I still sure as fuck have never seen a million dollars and chances are I never will. Nor will most people. Eat the rich.

[jennifercheckdidnothingwrong]

a million seconds is 12 days

a billion seconds is 32 YEARS

[paper-mario-wiki]

e-sports nerd gets absolutely fucking bodied by Junichi Masuda himself

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

In 20biteen, were gonna

Dream harder

Work smarter

Be kinder

Live fuller

Love harder

Be more determinated

Sing louder

Stop saying empty words

Enjoy more of what we love

Why?

Because we have work to do

Because if we don’t, then it won’t happen

Because the future has so kuch in store for us already

And we cant get there if were stuck in the past

Because the past was a good bit shitty

And living to any degree can inspire someone who really needs it right now

For you

For your friends

For your idols

For those of us in the dark

For the future

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[honeycomb-bear]

[tsyhere]

[babyanimalgifs]

That smile is adorable 

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

[agreedt]

STOP HAVING WHITE VOICE ACTORS PLAYING NON-WHITE ROLES

[agreedt]

[attentiondonor]

stop depriving non-white actors opportunities to act and get recognized!

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Voice actors often don’t know who they’re reading for or what franchise they’re in (that’s what the strike was recently about, so they’d know whether they were in a small first time game or the 4th installment of a major franchise, if they were replacing a beloved voice actor, etc.) so please don’t harass the actors, until recently they legally didn’t have the right to know who they were reading for and were usually not told until months or even years later. 

Definitely go after casting, directors, and studios executives. Those are the people making the decisions. 

[gottageekout-deactivated2018121]

Example of a VA not knowing (and getting screwed on top of it).

[beforetsparrowhawk]

They still don’t have the right to know. They got fucking nothing out of that strike. They can know the code name (which might be a serial number or whatever) and if it’s a sequel. That’s it. That’s the extent of the “transparency” they won from the strike.

[bloodravyn]

As a perfect example of this controversy, if you haven’t looked up interviews surrounding Laura Bailey as Nadine Ross, it’s worth it.

Laura Bailey herself explained that when she auditioned for the role, she was given no information about what the character looked like. It was only after she was hired and arrived for recording that she was shown concept art and discovered the character was a WOC. She was uncomfortable about the situation.

Meanwhile, Neil Druckmann revealed that they were already working on concept art of the character when they hired Laura Bailey. They finalized the character’s design as a WOC after they’d hired a white voice actress, so that was a conscious decision. He was also very flippant about the situation as a whole.

Like people above have said: Yes, whitewashed casting is a legitimate and real issue. But unlike actors in film and stage, voice actors are often totally blind to what they’re auditioning for. They get fucked by NDAs and legal red tape bullshit. Go after the casting directors and execs and high-position game devs that knowingly make these decisions. 

[downwithneocolonialism]

[mckitterick]

Updates:

“Where Are They Now? A Year Later, Mixed Fortunes For Panama Papers Line-Up.”

“Daphne Caruana Galizia, the journalist who led the Panama Papers investigation into corruption, was killed in a car bomb.”

[tiddiebaby-deactivated20210816]

i will never be over this

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

Must be nice to be a man and feel absolutely zero guilt or concern while you sit on your arse in front of the tv as your wife frantically runs herself into the ground with the never ending grind of holiday cooking/cleaning/gifting/wrapping/decorating/tidying/arranging/crafts/familial politics

[mautlyn-deactivated20170727]

it always bewilders and offends me that at family gatherings all of the women are up cleaning, cooking, clearing the table after dinner, bringing snacks out, etc., and all of the men are just relaxing and sitting around. I’m also up cleaning, clearing peoples’ plates, etc., because I’m expected to do that as a female, while my male cousins get to sit around and chill. Even the male relatives that I like just sit around and chat and don’t seem to notice that my sister and I are constantly being called into the kitchen and they’re not.

so anyway yeah if you’re a male you should seriously try to pay attention to who’s doing all the work and who’s allowed to sit and chill (probably you) and maybe like, get up and insist on helping…

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[hoediac]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

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