🐚Lance forgetting that it's Keith's birthday & he finds out from Shiro that he doesn't really like celebrating his birthday but he grew up in a big house full of nothing but people who lived for celebrating even the tiniest things. So he's not having any of it. He goes on a rampage to every store in the galaxy, even overstepping his budget (He really just negotiated the fuck out of everything cause... Broke) just to get his baby everything he deserves and more. So, when Keith comes home (1/2?)
🐚To see Lance surrounded by hella fuckin packages of weird alien shit, and some Earth? Jewelry, he freaks tf out and is all "What the hell where did you get all this stuff why did you get all this stuff what the fuck put it back" and Lance just slides next to him all smooth-like and he goes "Well, it is my baby's birthday~..." and Keith, who genuinely forgot it was his birthday, goes "Who the hell did you get pregnant???" and Lance is... What the hell Keith... No baby... And (2/3?)
🐚He's like "No! You're my baby!" and serenades him with the loudest most obviously latina version of the happy birthday song and Keith is kind of uncomfortable because nobody's done this for him in literally years and he begins to tell him to take everything back and forget about it, but, once again, Lance isn't having it, so he grabs him by the waist and spins him around and says "I know it's been a really long time since you've celebrated your birthday... And you think nobody cares (3/4?)
🐚about it, but I care, and where I come from, you could cross a street by yourself for the first time and have the biggest damn party in the world... And I know I technically don't count as your family, but I care about you a lot, and you deserve to be celebrated... Even if it's just by me." and then he adds "And plus, getting a cake was such a pain." and Keith is crying and Lance is laughing and just... Wow. Happy Birthday, Keith. (4/4)
HI HELLO YES I’M sOBBING THIS IS THE CUTEST