“ you smell like shit. ”
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“ you smell like shit. ”
@ugliiness ;)
@ugliiness || ro&nadia
“dad -- -- -- -- -- -- -- is this really your idea of a good time?” They spend time in Paris on family vacations and spend off days in the city when she’s bored. Why did Roman think that dragging her out to the middle of nowhere was going to keep her attention for more than a few minutes? Sure -- the cows are hilarious, but they’re just cows. The laughter didn’t last long. Her sigh seems unending as her arms cross over her chest.
“ so -- do you take after your mother, or so you prefer to be less...bitchy than she is? ” fingers tap against the table beside him, head tilted ever so slightly and gaze fixed on the man in front of him.
@ugliiness / sc.
it’s nearing the end of the end of the first semester of troy’s last year, and he’s so ready to just be done. so much so that he forgot to turn his alarm back on after break and sleeps through a chunk of his morning class. by the time he gets there he probably looks like he ran a mile and forgot to shower ( he did the day before, okay ). and of course it’s right in the middle of yet another boring ass lecture so as soon as he opens the door, everyone knows he’s late. not that he cares, or anyone else cares really, but he’d still rather be on time and not be stared at. the last open seat is beside someone he’s seen every time he’s in class, but who seems to disappear as soon as the class is dismissed.
he’s pretty much out of breath from running across campus, and his messenger bag is overflowing with papers nearly falling from inside it. the professor gives him a not too happy look for disturbing the class, but troy is too busy trying to pull out some paper to catch the last of the lecture. and of course, there’s literally only fifteen minutes before they’re dismissed and he’s basically cursing himself under his breath for maybe missing something crucial ( he’s determined to not have to take a make up semester ). so before his new neighbor can disappear into thin air again he gets his attention once they’re up from their seats.
“ hey -- before you do your magic disappearing act, you didn’t happen to take notes on the first part of that, did you? ” and yes, he probably seems like that nerd, but this year was literally going on his sixth year of school ever, and he just wants to make sure he gets through it. “ sorry, i wouldn’t ask, but... ” he slides his phone out of his pocket and waves it around. “ forgot to turn my alarm on. ” not that he needed to tell his life story, but...anyway.
@ugliiness
generally there was at least a small warning that things were about to go in a slippery way. and deacon had gotten better about picking up on the cues when they were happening too. thankfully this time he’d been far enough away from people that he could turn without anyone really noticing. but -- the turning back part had gotten a bit more complicated. the demon typically tried to get deacon out of sight enough since he did need to use him, but this time had apparently not been quite enough. so as soon as deacon has morphed back from the snake form ( which sure is a sight all on its own ), he sees the man who could have possibly seen everything. shit. “ uhh -- can i help you? ” yeah, that’ll definitely not make the guy run screaming for the hills. which actually, deacon realizes that he’s sort of just standing there staring anyway instead of looking absolutely terrified. huh.
@ugliiness
🍆 for peter
Send 🍆 for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude ft. @ugliiness
( sms ;; roman ) your dick always curved to the left like that?( sms ;; roman ) or you just get kicked in the junk too much( sms ;; roman ) thanks though, i’ll save this to my dick gallery
🍆 @ troy have fun
Send 🍆 for my muse’s reaction to being sent a very intentional nude ft. @ugliiness
oh no, oh no, oh no – there was absolutely nothing that could have prepared him for this. of course he knew it was a pretty common occurrence between people…but he’d thankfully never been sent anything before. so he literally just stares for what’s probably a good ten minutes before he can even force his fingers to work on a response.
( sms ;; roman ) hey, my first nude!
god, help this boy.
( sms ;; roman ) looks good, by the way. thanks.
cue the extreme facepalm before the phone is tossed onto his bed and he wants to shove his face into a wall.
@ugliiness asked: ❝ you don’t look real in this light. ❞ intermezzo: a love story meme ( accepting )
“what... what’s that mean?” he’s not sure if it’s meant to be a compliment or an insult. still, his cheeks are bright red at the comment regardless of what roman might mean by it. doesn’t really sound like the kind of thing you’d say to someone to insult them, after all. not that cameron really knows much about compliments. he looks the man over, shuffles his feet a little. “are, uh, are you alright??”