a stardew valley headcanon for the characters i can pull out of my brain (i will forget some okay):
- sebastian plays old school runescape. also his discord pfp is either popcat or keroppi
- alex has like,, 1st grader handwriting.
- elliott is trans dhmu
- maru has those glow in the dark stars on her ceiling from when she was like five and rearranges them every few months to make different constellations
- sam plays chutes and ladders, tried to set up a local tournament but only three people showed up (abigail, sebastian, and vincent)
- emily and sandy are on and off gfs
- harvey tries to grow plants but they die and it makes him sad
- clint is an internalized homophobia gay man and no i wont elaborate
- hailey eats the m&ms out of trail mix and nothing else
- shane doesn't know how to shave and at this point hes too afraid to ask
- shane is also agender dhmu
- i dont have many hcs for penny because shes boring but like,, she bakes wayy too much so she just gives people bread all the time
- pam shoplifts from jojamart
- "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" - krobus
- abigail reads like only shitty young adult fantasy novels
- gus and pam are dating but like low key
- jas is a girlboss at age five
- ik i already gave alex a hc but yall remember that he has photos of topless men in the locker in the bathhouse?? like?? fruity??
- the wizard is trans. why? idk get over it
