fuck bitches no money

shitposting without morals

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yukina and lisa kiss each other on the mouth every single day and this is canon the bandori creators told me so

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do you sob every night, thinking about how you guilt tripped a old woman so you could listen to nightcore? are you proud of yourself?

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GOT A CHUNKY LITTLE DOG YOO

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i was thinking a lot last night and i feel like i should invest in a nightlight for my bathroom because the moths sit outside the window and look at the light but i turn it off at night and that's just inconsiderate because there's no other light around for miles so yeah moths need nightlights

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on a weirder note with the "kissing to heal ur teammates" thing from the last post, since you need to pick up a healing item to do it, do u just spit food into ur friends mouths? or?

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"bro i'm low on hp" "okay bro" *kisses you*

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i fucking love my therapist today i talked about tetris and gay manga and like every few minutes we'd talk about something a little serious then back to tetris blocks again

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my friend is sending me videos of him calling me pet names and holy fkuck.,,

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what the fuck bro wiat this is actually sick wait what the fuck im a f r a i d aa//???..,,'";\\]]][[ppppp691!234567890 z pensi what the fuck why is there a battle one???? im sobbing HAHA THE BACKSPACE WOAH okay wowod fds oh my god. i found the one i love. she. ugh my ears are maoning rn i tried to call you everyd ayyy im rehersing what to syayy when the truth comes otu of by ever own mothu foot ball im sobbing binnnnnnn HAHHA THE N IS A WHISTLE SO IS E IOUPSD;LFJGH

i need to stop this is becoming an issue for me lol. ugh its so funky

lasers AGAIN HAHA HAHA THE DELETE IS HSDKLFJ i'd assume. yeah pig just pig sounds. this is comedy. roundelay mmm bird sounds. i like this. funky shit. huh. OH. GOOD STUFF. WOAHHA. MMMMMM smiththhhm ooo fun stamina. ow. ALSO THE DELETE SAYS "UH HUH" IM SOBIGN WHAT IS THAT ENETER SOUND HAHAH voice. fast. oh. this feels like baldis basics. uh. so true uh. haha robot voice. cringe. what HAHAH THIS IS JUST DUCK SOUNDS HAHAH HORSE.

SO HOW ARE WE OTAY BASTARSD

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I DOWNLOADED THIS THING ON MY LAPTOP THAT MAKES TYPEWRITER SOUNDS I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO WRITE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE IT LIKE ACTUALLY IS GETTING ME SUPER MOTIVATED THESE LETTERS ARE COMING OUT OF MY BRAIN SO FAST HOLY SHIT UGH ITS GOOD

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a stardew valley headcanon for the characters i can pull out of my brain (i will forget some okay):

- sebastian plays old school runescape. also his discord pfp is either popcat or keroppi

- alex has like,, 1st grader handwriting.

- elliott is trans dhmu

- maru has those glow in the dark stars on her ceiling from when she was like five and rearranges them every few months to make different constellations

- sam plays chutes and ladders, tried to set up a local tournament but only three people showed up (abigail, sebastian, and vincent)

- emily and sandy are on and off gfs

- harvey tries to grow plants but they die and it makes him sad

- clint is an internalized homophobia gay man and no i wont elaborate

- hailey eats the m&ms out of trail mix and nothing else

- shane doesn't know how to shave and at this point hes too afraid to ask

- shane is also agender dhmu

- i dont have many hcs for penny because shes boring but like,, she bakes wayy too much so she just gives people bread all the time

- pam shoplifts from jojamart

- "you're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?" - krobus

- abigail reads like only shitty young adult fantasy novels

- gus and pam are dating but like low key

- jas is a girlboss at age five

- ik i already gave alex a hc but yall remember that he has photos of topless men in the locker in the bathhouse?? like?? fruity??

- the wizard is trans. why? idk get over it

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u know i hate having a mild teenage sex drive because my mom walked in and wanted to help me clean my room while i had my pants pulled down to my knees under the blanket

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im working on this pretty dark story based project, and im not sure exactly what to listen to right now because its all totally about what breaks me down.

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sometimes i forget im reading smut on a not private tab because tumblr and shit, so like all the posts surrounding it are "haha funni" and then "he grabbed his dick so hard it fell off."

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i dont understand people who dont wanna fuck monsters like dont you see the appeal of bringing a werewolf to your family thanksgiving?

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does tumblr dot com want to hear my helltaker headcanons because i will scream them

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rating my friend's smash bros mains because i hate him <3:

lucas - 1/10 this one is my fault because i said "haha we should go doubles online with lucas and ness" and now it's all he plays. he's actually pretty good with lucas and that is an issue

rob - 4/10 i love rob but fucking i hate him in smash please someone kill rob. side b is bad. all tilts are bad. lazers are bad. better than lucas because rob doesn't scream

pauletana - 7/10 "idk i just got her a few days ago so i dont know her moveset lol" is what i said, tehn he picked her and now he mains her. thankfully is not good. but when he does win its okay because shes hot

cloud - 4/10 mains cloud because hes hot. istg i hate smash attacks

robin - 10/10 we've got a friend named robin so i can say "wow i can't believe they put robin in smash" every time he picks him. also mains robin because he's hot. idk. funny joke man.

(for a side note. he's thrown online games before because the other player was either joker or sepiroth. because. tehy're hot.)