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Heyyy if you can, can you please make a fanfic about p2 dude x fem reader (or any I don’t mind) , make him affectionate and Handsy pls :), please have it be a slow burn smut/ fluff (you have creative liberties you can make it whichever one :3)tyty I very much appreciate it and I hope this isn’t too much

P.s hope you have a good day today :D

HEAR ME OUT!! YEEESS YESSSS! I love the idea of P2 Dude being affectionate and handsy. Like what if there's a possibility that the Dude can be affectionate if the person cares about him or something? I love that concept :3!! BTW have a good day too! :D

I got a special delivery, just for you!

♡Only You Make Me Feel This Way♡

Pairings: P2 Dude (Postal Dude or Dude) x !femreader (BTW you can change the pronouns and stuff I don't mind ^^)

⚠️ This fiction is meant for an older audience. If you are a minor please don't interact, just scroll away from this fiction.

⚠️Warnings: The Dude is handsy (consensually), the Dude will be depicted as clingy ,fluff, slow burn smut, P in V, teasing from you and him, swearing, the dude is somewhat bitchy, affectionate (only with u!), and needy behaviors from the dude. Contains explicit details, tit squeezing, licking and kissing tits, not so rough sex but fluff, masturbation, horniness, 18+ actions, unprotected sex (like I ALWAYS mention please be responsible, this is for ur safety, after all this is fiction), and once again Minors don't interact.

⚠️You may encounter misspellings, grammatical errors, clarity may not be achieved, and may not be logical at times.

⚠️Once again this is an 18+ fiction, and contains sexual themes. This is meant for an OLDER audience. Minors don't interact.

Viewer discretion is HEAVILY advised. Not meant to be read in public spaces.

Word count: 3k words

Enjoy the fiction! And for anonymous I hope I delivered what you asked for :3!

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I had moved to Paradise Arizona, a few months ago. Of course Pardise…isn't Paradise. There's always people fighting for absolutely no reason and there is lack of security at times. Luckily, I always drive my car around this town. Somehow safe than just walking around at times.

But…today was a different day. My car's engine got busted. I knew that I would need another car any time soon. I sigh as I kick a rock on the ground.

“Oh, well. Gotta do my errands, walking. Yay!” I say to myself in a sarcastic tone.

I grab my purse out of the car and my map, with an annoyed expression. Making my way to the mall for my first errand.

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I looked at my map as I walked towards the mall, after all I wanted Gary Coleman's autograph. I entered the mall and looked around for the booth where Gary would be signing books. However, someone stopped me.

“Would you please sign my petition?”

The man behind me said, his voice catching my attention due to how deep it was. I turned to face him as he tapped the clipboard with a grin.

I read the words on the petition. Which really convinced me. After all, whiney congress men should play violent games from time to time.

I sign the petition with a pen I had in my purse. He lowered his glasses as he saw my signature, he even looked at me for a while as if I caught his attention.

I raised an eyebrow in confusion, then I noticed the ring on his finger. Which he grabbed and threw it away.

“Keep forgetting I'm no longer married to that woman.” The man scoffed.

“Ahem, thanks for signing the petition.” The tall man leaves and makes his way down stairs just like me.

Funny enough he headed the same way as me. Both of us looked at each other and at the long line. Of course, both of us didn't talk at all. However, he looked impatient as if wanting to skip the line.

“Goddammit.” He says in an annoyed tone.

The line barely moves. With my patience being tested, I push the person in front of me out of the line. The person noticed that I took their place and stormed away. While another one called me out by ignored them.

The man behind me was fascinated by what I did. “Huh, so you don't like your time to be wasted as well?”

I nod and so he smiled. “Finally someone understands me.”

I smile as I look at him. “Let me guess, you are also doing errands by any chance?”

The man smiles as he grooms his black straight jacket and the alien shirt tee. “Ohh yeah, and I have a few more. Like going to confess my sins and getting all the signatures I need.”

I look at him as I smile. “Oh, I also need to confess my sins. Would it be okay if I tag alon-”

He grabs my hands and gave me a wide grin. “ Please do, sweetheart.”

“Nexttt.” Gary Coleman said as he sighs. “You two im going to sign both of your books, im fucking tired to do one by one.”

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I asked the guy for his name while Gary signed the books. He had quite an interesting name, he even told me a bit about his annoying ex-wife. Poor guy.

Police sirens were heard as both of us stood there close to Gary. “Shit, we should get going.” I said with genuine concern.

Postal Dude grabs my hand and makes a run for it. It was as if he was used to Paradise's way of living .

“Seriously can't we all just get along?” He scoffs as he runs towards the exit where the next errand was going to be.

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We both arrive at the church, hands still interviewed. As he kept opening doors and all. He led the way for me. The simple action of holding hands made my heart race, and made me feel butterflies.

Reaching the confessional, he smiled at me and ruffled my hair. “We made it out of chaos.”

I smiled back as I toyed with the pins on his black straight jacket. “Yeah, and we kinda got just one person in line luckily. Without counting us of course."

Postal Dude laughs and ruffles my hair again. Later on he made sure to not be harsh on not making my hair messy.

After, getting out of the confessional, it felt strange that there was no ongoing chaos.

“In the name of ALLAH!”

Maybe I thought tooo soon?

“Shit, you gotta be fucking kidding me!” Postal Dude said as he got his trusty handgun.

Me on the other hand…I only carried a knife with me. So I took it out, both of us charging towards the ‘hostile intruders’. While making our path clear, while doing so.

“Are we done with them?” I asked while wiping my hands on a random rag.

“Can't be so sure about that. Who knows when those guys might appear.” Postal Dude said in a gentle way.

“Just to provide for each other's safety…we should uh, stay close.” He extended his hand towards me.

I didn't hesitate, and intertwined my fingers with his. “Better stay close then!”

We did the errands together, fingers still interlocked. Both of us didn't get into much chaos after the church and Gary incident. However, he made sure to be the one who stepped up whenever there was a possible interaction. As of being protective over me.

And I loved it.

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Enough about remembering the past! Even though I'm glad that we met in…a strange way.

Since the day we met, we exchanged contact information, and well both of us lived almost in the same neighborhood. Making it easier for us to visit each other or go out on dates …and errands.

He would always be here, knocking the door. Sometimes he would bring kitties, Champ, donuts, and flowers that he would find on the way.

However, the constant visits were excuses to be around me. No matter how dumb the excuse was he was here to see me. Of course he would not come for some days but call me. It was as if he didn't want to overwhelm me. How considerate, it just made me feel butterflies each time he came.

Today was one of those usual days. The only thing that changes is the rain which doesn't happen usually in Arizona.

The door knocked as I ran to.open it. “Gyaahh, didn't expect a rainy day.” Postal Dude said in a low tone.

He was slightly soaked by the rain, thanks to that straight jacket of his.

“Come on in!” I let him enter as he placed his jacket on the small coffee table.

His eyes scanned me from head to toe, always admiring how I would dress. No matter the style I would choose.

“Oh, mommy.” The Dude complimented while he puts his glasses on his head.

A habit he developed when he was around. “You are always complimenting me. How sweet of you.”

The dude freezes as he hugged me from behind. “How could you say I'm sweet? While you have witnessed how bitchy I can be at times.”

I shrug and laugh. “I mean a man with a clear objective, can change. No matter how ‘broken’ he is he will change just for one person.”

His hands roam towards my hips. “What you are saying is that I am a changed man?”

“Definitely.” I said while he squeezed my hips a bit as if he was happy with my answer.

He guides me to the couch as he starts to compare the size of his hands with mine. “Fascinating.” He sounded dreamy when he said it.

His breathing changed to a heavy one, as he fixed the cross of the necklace he gifted me.

“Oh, right. I forgot to ask if you wanted a drink or something.” I say in an embarrassed tone, because I got distracted by his tender actions.

“I'll pass. I just…never mind.” He brushed my hair to the back of my ear.

I smiled at him as I …unconsciously started to lean against his shoulder. I could feel how warm he felt. Hear the loud heartbeats and his labored breathing. It felt…soothing.

The Dude would rest his knee against mine, his hand now toying with my hair in a gentle way.

“Just say that you want to always be like this everyday or that you want to wake up next to me or that you missed me.” I teased.

The Dude flinched as he then pulled me into a hug again. “It's not my fault that you make me feel this way.”

The Dude's gaze lingered on our now interlocked fingers. “It feels amazing, I don't know what you call the thing that I am feeling. But I just know that I enjoy the sensation .”

My eyes widened as I saw how he squeezed my hand and how he tightened the hug gently with his arms. “You are in love?”

“Never thought of falling for someone, specifically by how I lacked affection.” He confessed as he rested his head on mine.

“Well, you will never miss a drop of affection.”

The Dude's breath hitched, as his legs trembled for a moment. “If you keep getting sweet with me, trust me…you are going to get me hard steel.”

I kissed his hand and murmured. “Worth my time and what a blessing it would be.” I teased as his free hand gripped my belt.

The Dude looks at me once again as he keeps moving the belt. “I just know one thing, that you will definitely be the death of me.”

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He kept toying with my belt as he would whisper sweet nothings in my ear. While telling me about his way to my house.

“Is it me? Or everywhere you go an explosion happens.” I teased while playfully tugging his goatee.

He kept toying with my belt as he would whisper sweet nothings in my ear. While telling me about his way to my house.

“Is it me? Or everywhere you go an explosion happens.” I teased while playfully tugging his goatee.

He chuckled and his hands went towards my nose, tapping it gently. “Eh, I guess. It's unusual that I'm the one who manifests them.”

I giggle and tap his nose lightly as well. “I don't know if that's a cool power or curse at this point… but I rather think it's a cool power.”

His breath hitched as he nuzzled against my neck. “Yeah, but I think an explosion will happen in my pants.”

I blush at his words, leaving me speechless. Not in a bad way, I really loved this banter that we are currently having. He grabs my chin in a gentle way and makes me face him.

“May I sit you on my lap? Just keep in mind that I am …very hard.” The Dude groans a bit as he lightly circled with his fingers his clothed erection.

He was not hiding his desire for me.

“Mmm, sure. I wouldn't mind how hard you are. As long as you have self control.” I teased with a devious grin.

The Dude rolled his eyes playfully and lifted me towards his lap. He was being gentle when he lowered me on his lap. As he groaned and flinched at the sweet weight he felt on his cock.

“Oh yeahhh, that's the stuff.” He even rolled his eyes when he felt my weight.

I felt oddly comfortable, I know he is hard, but this feels nice. I even pressed my back against his chest listening to his loud heartbeat. His breathing husky and sometimes he would gasp for a second. The Dude's hands would wander on my neck.

“You know what. You have my permission.” I reached for his hands and placed them on my shoulders.

“Kissing and all. Whatever you have in mind right now.” I turned around to shower his face in kisses.

“That's what I needed to hear, honey.” He said in a seductive low tone.

Pulling me into a long passionate kiss, one that made me feel in heaven and feel tons of butterflies. One full of affection and desire. His tongue slipped through my mouth as he started to French kiss me. Hands roaming on my sides, as he built courage. His hands started to fondle my breasts in an exploratory way. Making moan his name like prayer.

“Is this a dream? Because I don't want to wake from it.” He later kissed my neck, leaving red marks all over my right side.

He kept fondling my tits, as he grinded for a bit. Both of us pull off from the kiss.

I heavily breathed my heart racing as if I was running. “Are you thinking what I am thinking?”

The Dude smirks mischievously, eyes filled with lust and a hint of affection. Almost as if adoring me. I even felt that he would kiss the ground that I stepped on. So fucking hot.

“You bet I am. Way ahead of you.” The Dude took his alien shirt off.

His hands reach for the hem of my shirt and grip it tightly. Whilst looking for any discomfort or any hesitation. I showed no hesitation nor discomfort, I… I don't think that the thoughts in my mind right now are found in the bible.

With a nod I gave him, he made an excited expression as he lifted my shirt and threw it where his alien tee was.

“Someone is very eager for today's plans.” I teased with a kiss.

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The Dude's eyes remained glued to me, when he stood up to see the view. It was as if he couldn't believe what was happening. He even leaned to kiss my cleavage and shoulders. Lips slowly reaching my nipples to suck on them. He made a satisfied expression, while sucking on them like if his life depended on it. He would even moan along with my gasps.

“Lord, I had finally reached heaven for once.” The Dude said, while he moved to the other tit.

His words passed on my ear to another, I was lost in the sweet sensation his tongue created. His goatee made me feel ticklish whenever he kissed my tits.

“Never thought you would be so affectionate.” I said while caressing his hair.

“Like you said, a man can change when he has a clear objective.” He unfastened his belt and tossed it. As he lowered the fly of his jeans.

“And right now, you are my objective to satisfy and to make you Mrs.Dude.”

I felt weak by his words. They sounded so sweet, that even it felt surreal coming from a guy that is bitchy towards others. This is no complaint, I feel flattered to be the one to be treated nicely.

“That is a veryyy good idea. Being yours and you being mine is a very good deal.” I said as I let him unfasten my belt and lower my jeans.

The Dude stops, and takes out a bag of ring pops and two grenade pin rings. “Which one do you want?”

“Both, but right now I leave it to your choice.”

The Dude takes a ring pop and places it on my ring finger. “You can't deny that this is the greatest ring ever.”

I took a ring pop out and placed it on his ring finger. “Yeah, specifically for the candy!”

With a sweet motion he lifted me. “Now the groom should kiss the bride and the best part is the honeymoon.”

I rolled my eyes playfully and kissed him instead. “Talk less and get moving.” I teased with a cheek pinch.

“Yes, ma'am.” He took me towards my kitchen table.

With a small lean towards the table he settles me on it. Now he lets his jeans pool his ankles as he kicks them aside. His hands on my panties as he took them off with a devious smirk. Then he took his boxer shorts off.

“Oh, you look divine.” He said as he stroked his cock for a bit.

“And you my dear, you look divine as well.” I caress his face.

Slowly he rubs the tip with my folds, he starts in a desperate way then he goes gentle. Teasing each other in a cruel but satisfying way. The Dude slid it further in as he groaned at the squeezing my walls did to him. I gasped at the sensation, making me hum for a bit.

“I don't think I would be able to hold myself from going all in one go.” The Dude said while having a faint blush on his cheeks.

“Just do it, the day is long after all. Plus it's rainy and even adds more ambience.”

With that being said…he went all in. Making us gasp and uncontrollably shake at the same time.

“Holy shit…this is wayyy better than my hands.” The Dude said as he interviewed his fingers with mine.

He pounded four times as he noticed his glasses moving on his head. “I can't let these break or get messy.”

The Dude took them off and placed them on my head. “They look pretty on you. Maybe I should let you use my stuff.”

The Dude once again pounded without any mercy. He had his fingers intertwined of course, our faces red and covered in sweat from how intense it was. He pressed his head against my cleavage as he kissed it while pounding. His goatee made me giggle from how ticklish it made me.

“To see you wearing my old clothes, the one that I had earlier, the future ones, Krotchy clothing merch I have, and every single piece of clothing I have.”

He sounded dreamy, his low but deep voice making it even sweeter than what it is. I couldn't help but feel weak, I just wanted to grab this cynical man and kiss the hell out of him. Till he knew how much I loved him.

The Dude kept pounding as he sucked on my tits. His hands were placed on each one. As I caress his hair, making it messy.

“You know you would look hotter with long hair.” I teased him a bit.

“Well, I used to have long hair when I was 27. Maybe after the rain we can go to my trailer and see if I have that photo.”

“In the meantime…maybe I should let it grow just for you.” The Dude pulls from my tits and French kissed me again.

With a gasp and a groan , both of us came together with the last pound he did. Still he pounded his seed in for a bit. Pulling off from the kiss and hugging me.

“Can we do this everyday, Mrs.Dude?”

I grin and pinch his cheek gently. “Definitely Mr. Dude until we are sore and tired.”

"Oh, that will feel amazing." He goes balls deep again.

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP [that's the sounds you will hear everyday at your and his spare time].

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The enddddd :3

☆ I loved doing this fiction