DONATESE SWORD WOMAN SPOTTED FRATERNIZING WITH ULRUD VIZIER IN ID-GILARA
BIG NEWS. Donatese foreign minister or authority whatever boss lady VILENKA waa SEEN FOR REAL IN ID-GILARA, ULRUD. Yknow, the meaty one with the sword. WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOURE COMPENSATING FOR SLAV
Apparently INVITED ON BEHALF Of the ULRUD EMPEROR ... who he and I quote "had taking a liking to" (EW) but he was not there to meet with her HIMSELF ??? SUSPICIOUS, OR JUST RUDE? HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU...? We all know what he is doing instead. Clearly she is not ready to join his harem directly yet. #Bigsex
His wacko grand vizier Lwiza (I HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS WOMAN) welcomed her instead to the city of Id-Gilara in the Delta. Vilenka has been appropriately psychoanalyzed by the online community of behaviour specialists to know that she's a total MEATHEAD, so the fact that the YUGHARS sheeped her into this is NOT AT ALL SHOCKING. Now that she's gone to the SNAIL SWAMP of all places, she is 100% COMPROMISED. writing it again in red text COMPROMISED!!!!!!! BE WARNED, DONAT!🚨🚨🚨 Lwiza on the other hand can only be classified as A TOTAL FREAK!!!! And she is the CRUX of his conspiracy against Rutherkind. She WILL DESTROY US ALL.
Lwiza and Vilenka seemed to have made a few public appearances together next to ugly mud huts and posing with paper mache swords WE KNOW THEY ARENT REAL before Lwiza tried REALLY hard to act at all normal. Spotted WRITHING and GRIPPING GOBLETS REALLY HARD. Even FAMOUSLY UNASTUTE VILENKA seemed to notice. Unfortunately my cool drone got MEDDLED WITH BY YUGHAR TRICKERY and now i DONT KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE #BIGNEWS #BIGNEWS
They then went underground probably to further the vegetization of Vilenka. I have EVIDENCE that they are PROBING HER BRAINS WITH THEIR SNAIL POWERS. That WOMAN KNOWS WHATS IN THE VAULT. NONE OF US ARE SAFE. Remember to dig yourself a burrow and buy salt, barrels AND BARRELS OF SALT.
TOMORROW: BUST OUT THE SHORT WAVE RADIOS TO TUNE INTO MY UNTRACKED TALK HOUR WHERE I DISCUSS THE KREMENOBOR EGG YOLK COVER-UP