#ult!cian

[stomehuck]

live ultimate self reaction

(aka: sometimes your biggest hater is yourself from another timeline where your <> is actually <3<)

[stomehuck]

two sides of the same quirked up little dynamic! one for a world where homestuck ends normally, and one where i decide to respect the existence of beyond canon

i think the best way to tl;dr these two is like

for dirkcian, cian really falls hard for dirk (who is so unfathomably neutral about their existence when they first meet) but eventually cian decides they'd rather have a friends+ situationship with dirk instead (and dirk ends up slowly being like "sure ok friendship i guess"). they end up rooming together and realizing their mental disorders are almost exact mirrors of each other but ended up with different results in their behaviors somehow. kinda messy sometimes but overall a cute friendship where they both deeply care about each other in their own weird ways

for ciandirk, cian sporadically shows up at dirk's place (also just in his timeline in general) and immediately makes it their life mission to annoy this random dude they spawned next to. cian hates dirk with a twist (lowkey has a hate-boner, would do unspeakably 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 things to dirk if given the consent), and dirk just plain ol' hates cian. either way, they're bound to be stuck together for life, in a cycle of psychological warfare. they make each other worse and it's beautiful. dirk wishes he could hurt cian in a way that doesn't also fuel them to get devious with it

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[stomehuck]

but what if cian was canon to hs^2. as a treat

(i like to think ult!cian just shows up randomly and lives to mildly inconvenience ult!dirk)