#ultimate beastmaster

[d-lanx]

[palmetto-state-foxies]

Exy teams take on Ultimate Beastmaster for the televised amusement of their fans. Place your bets on who you think would win

[okayto]

The Hosts (Mostly) of Ultimate Beastmaster, Season 2, Episode 2

Anyway, I know what everyone is thinking: are they still doing that weird competitor stats thing? And the answer is: YES.

The first episode was fairly light on host shenanigans, but two minutes in to the second and we get this beautiful thing:

Qinyi Du understands entertainment.

As usual, spoilers for the episode continue below (alone with Host Shenanigans)

Also, love to see Chris and Tiki do that thing where you use whatever word of a language you remember, regardless of whether it’s situationally appropriate:

(We want to congratulate them quick do you know any Chinese? Uhhh) “Nihao! Nihao!”

Italy returns:

So far the Chinese don’t tend to invade booths, but they are very into the competition.

Finally, a relatable reaction

Love Francesco looming. He’s a good loomer.

And then comes one of the most interesting endings of a competitor yet:

screeches

OH is that what it was?

I like her, though.

[determinedowl23]

Do I need another name to steal? No. Do I want to steal another name? Yes, Bianca.

[khuantru]

I love it when contenders scream out their country name in pride and then fall victim to the obstacle challenges of netflix 'Ultimate Beastmaster'

[weaver-z]

Oh to be a point thruster on Ultimate Beastmaster, existing only to glow biohazard green when slapped by a frantic athlete

[sameoldsin]

just rooting for anyone but America in every episode really

[wxrwlf]

i love the lore of ultimate beastmaster because it’s like, they just found this alien monster in the middle of nowhere and decided to invite athletes around the world to climb around inside her?????? what!