#ultimate crack

[dangandarling]

Kokichi, Tenko, Gonta: Go! Go! Go!

Kaito: … Makiroll, why aren’t you stopping him?

Maki: … it’s fun to watch.

Kaito: But he could choke!!

Maki: Exactly.

For context: Asher was bet he couldn’t eat rocks. Why? No one knows. Who said it? No one knows that, either.

For @ask-postgame-v3

Click for better quality, Tumblr always ruins it ;-;

[blackreapersreign]

Can Vincent and Frances be Undertaker’s children... but he wouldn’t know that?

Is what I was wondering today.

Probably not. 95% chances not, since there’s two of them.

But yeah... questions.

[prettypajamassuitedsoldier]

No, no, the fact that I've come to believe that Shepard is actually pregnant with Harbinger's baby at the beginning of ME3 is perfectly normal and not at all a sign that I should've been asleep hours ago. I'm fine, really!

[erwinsdemonarm-blog]

You are the cutest arm ever

"YOU DAAAAAAAAREE, MASKED FOOOL TO DESCRIBE ME AS ‘CUTE’??? THAT IS SIMPLY DEGRADING!! DO NOT BELITTLE ME, WRETCH! I AM NOT CUTE. I MANLY AS FUCK!!!! AND I COULD DEMONSTRATE THAT IF YOU LET ME STROKE YOUR SEXY SHADES, FOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!

[astolat]

Loki: "I confess! I wanted power… but I want DELICIOUS HOSTESS CUP CAKES even more. I just love that DELIGHTFUL moist cake!" What I also love is how everyone in Asgard just meekly just hands over their incredibly delicious snack cakes to this new god. Er. Aren't they ALL gods?

[baselessthought-blog]

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER. 

My brain cannot process the amount of asdfghjkl;/uncontrollable fails of fangirling/lulz/awesomeness/gayness/pure WIN in this video. Everything in this video is magic. I feel like I can fly on a rainbow right now. Everyone in the world needs to sit and watch this shit because it's the best shit you will ever see in your LIFE. EVER. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING.