#umbrellaacademyfictive

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As a Five Fictive, I have to say it's interesting to have a massive group of friends who all happen to collectively, simultaneously, kin Kalus. I collect you fuckers like Pokemon.

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Gonna hack into Luther's Google search history and type in "how to wash myself" big smelly man

- Klaus hargreeves fictive

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saw someone who was refusing to admit that they were old and it reminded me that our klaus hargreeves fictive put that he's 28 on his pluralkit instead of in his mid thirties because he still wants to be "young and beautiful"

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Why does our Klaus fictive come out of dormancy and immediately make a joke that he's descended into womanhood because the body is afab HELP

#🥀🌌🛸

[fictive-confessions]

The life of having the stress manager and work roles is literally doing three tests/quizzes, one of them being a major one because no one else wanted to do them and pass all three of them

Because I was pretty much pushed to front with no other say to do this, I'm only keeping the knowledge of any reward money I gain from this - Five (Umbrella Academy) 🌹(Different sign off so my system wont know lol)

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holy shit I just realised my system as a whole is kin with my brother and I'm the main fronter so- help this is so weird 😭 -Klaus fictive/Viktor kin (TUA)

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happy valentine's day to dave.

miss you. wish you were here.

-klaus hargreeves, the umbrella academy

fictive

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I am perfectly funny but Luther would never respect my humor :(

it's okay Luther someday you won't be smelly <33

- Klaus hargreeves fictive