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my condolences to all umbrella academy kin/fictives
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Gonna hack into Luther's Google search history and type in "how to wash myself" big smelly man
- Klaus hargreeves fictive
saw someone who was refusing to admit that they were old and it reminded me that our klaus hargreeves fictive put that he's 28 on his pluralkit instead of in his mid thirties because he still wants to be "young and beautiful"
our max (camp camp) fictive 🤝 our Klaus (tua) fictive
causing chaos the minute they come out of dormancy
(in Max's case giving a persecutor a bomb, and Klaus being. Well klaus.)
#🥀🌌🛸
TUA S3 TRAILER DROP AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY FAMILY LOOKS AMAZING AND I HAVE A LOVELY NEW FIT AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD JUNE 22 COULD NOT COME SOONER - A VERY EXCITED FIVE FICTIVE (#☎️🩹🕹)
I am perfectly funny but Luther would never respect my humor :(
it's okay Luther someday you won't be smelly <33
- Klaus hargreeves fictive