#unanimouslyumbran

[onlyhalfdead]

@unanimouslyumbran

hello! welcome back, apparently! i do not think we knew each other while you were active, but i go by halfsies, it is nice to meet you.

[knowingoverseer]

Come on! Come on! Let’s go!

Oh dear, oh dear.... you’re running late by about twelve hours now and you really hope that hasn’t put a damper on Umbran’s excitement. Aside from oversleeping, you had chosen to head back home and delve into your workroom to see what sort of gifts you might be able to bring with you, after all you can technically say you’re making up for what hatchdays he’s missed.  The original gift you had planned to give him you chose to modify just a bit,  To suit him more since they were currently outfited to suit yourself. Besides, now they could pass for normal. Along with that, you had pulled together a collection of things that may or may not be useful, both for his vacation and for his conquest. A short-sleeved dark green dress-shirt and white pants and socks, in case he’ll want to change upon arriving, as well as status healing medicine and berries, pokeballs (luxury and quick), concentrated status condition powders. You also wrote down a small list of useful spells, to make clothes fit, to add professional finishing touches to handmade items or fixes, and a spell that changes one kind of currency into it’s equivalent in the currency most used within a hundred mile radius. You’re not sure if he can use magic but you figure they’d be nice to have regardless. You’ve also enchanted another bag, a black backpack, to hold far more than it visibly should. While sylledexes are all well and good, you had a gut feeling their modus was still Juju kind, so this seemed like a reasonable fix. The last things you prepare are a blank trainer ID card, something you’ll enchant to fit once there, a list of all transportalizers coordinates currently stationed in pokemon centers he would be able to travel between, and one more pokeball, a friendball in this case, With everything ready you head back upstairs to the transportalizer, put in the coordinates, and step on the pad. There’s a grin on your face from ear to ear as it zaps you away to the Land of Spires and Garnet.

[seemsfishee-blog]

unanimouslyumbran started following you

okay so wwhats your deal

should i be preparin my finger on the block button

[bubblymiracles]

still missing mine man @unanimouslyumbran if you ever like come online by chance, maybe yousee this maybe you wonder if motherfuckers are still round if you should come back or if it ain’t worth it and i’m telling you it’sworth it cause i’m missing you man

[controliborn]

unanimouslyumbran replied to your post: sidenote: he called the fort ‘fort knox’ and he...

[I love him. Please teach Umbran how 2 Caliborn again thanks]

caliborns not fit to teach a dog how to bark hes just gonna yell at umbran a bunch instead 

[controliborn]

unanimouslyumbran replied to your post “umbran: sexist  this fucking idiot asshole: i have said nothing sexy ”

[I'm just sitting here smiling Umbran is so DoneTM. He's dealt with this so many times before RIP]

cals like a little caliborn on speed. he spent so long chained to that fucking sarswapagus and hes so in denial about his own power that he thinks hes some almighty god that can never be touched when in reality he almost froze to death the first month after his escape and had to create a blanketfort to keep himself from going into hibernation 

[seemsfishee-blog]

the devil: do you enjoy thunderstorms?

yeah i do actually

back on alternia they wwere wwild as shit an id wwatch them from my deck as all these lightnin strikes hit the ocean

i do the same wwhere i livve noww an its not as intense but noww i havve a cliff so you wwin some you lose some

[num8skull]

unanimouslyumbran replied to your post “Tildes are dead. ”

TAKE THAT BACK. =m=

Tildes are dead.